#just........ why

[shoku-and-awe]

So I’m from New England and don’t know how to use the phrase “bless his heart” buuuut how’s this:

While packing to move, my husband—bless his heart—just threw his whole-ass BIRTH CERTIFICATE, loose and unprotected, into a box of my posters and papers from my desk.

I only figured out this happened because I asked why he‘d written “BC” on the side of the box, aaaand he thinks I’m ridiculous for making him take it out.

[peppermintfuture]

I just saw a post of someone selling anti-reylo shirts and I just

How much do you have to hate yourself to make those, LET ALONE buy them and WEAR THEM IN PUBLIC

[maximumgayce]

“why don’t you come out of you room/go to family events more”

me: *does so*

also me: *family immediately misgenders me and just doesn’t give two shits about it*

[scorpio-blush]

Bought some faux succulents and my husband won’t stop referring to them as “succy bois” and I just 

[lumity-supremacy]

I have one question.

And one question only.

A lot of blogs got deleted for having nsfw.

So why the fuck am I seeing a bunch of porn on my damn dash?

[hobikookie]

stan twt is literally so exhausting how do ppl

have time

[anotherworldwoman]

Today I saw a guy I barely know and when he told me hi I first said hi and smiled and suddenly screamed fuck off and when he asked me why I just screamed and ran away