#justdadthings

[joedusky]

Hornet’s dad is not only the king, he is also an excellent nightlight (so cool)

[pluviatrix]

time is really proud of himself for waking up at 5 am every day and gets on the others’ asses for sleeping in but then by noon he’s conked tf out in the armchair in the living room while antiques roadshow is on

[dottea-time]

Just some father-son bonding!

Please do NOT repost!

[shinymetagross]

Also like I accept why (she was half asleep), but Mary just thinking that the shape standing over Sam’s crib must be John even though he is wearing a long coat with the collar popped up is like…if that’s your husband wearing that to check on the baby you better check ur thermostat

[a-redpanda]

[roughlyhewnvegetable]

my dad likes to use curse words (i mean, don’t we all?)

but when he had kids and his kids (me and my bro) were still young, he would try very hard not to use curse words at anyone when we were around. so his repertoire of G-rated swear words was: 

-doodoo-head

-caca-face

-butthead

-dodo

-bozo

-not-smart-guy

-birdbrain

[carlvdupre]

#horrormovies #justdadthings #michaelmeyers #halloween (at Coventry, Rhode Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0tPtOVHSGI/?igshid=1m5n6rfa3oqbm

[westsidersne]

Dad: *slams door open*

Dad:

Dad: WHAT’S A CHICKEN??