#shitdadssay

[roughlyhewnvegetable]

my dad likes to use curse words (i mean, don’t we all?)

but when he had kids and his kids (me and my bro) were still young, he would try very hard not to use curse words at anyone when we were around. so his repertoire of G-rated swear words was: 

-doodoo-head

-caca-face

-butthead

-dodo

-bozo

-not-smart-guy

-birdbrain

[qcontinuum9]

Lol I love my dad! "I'm trolling on Facebook. Lol." I'm ded. #shitdadssay #ilovemydad

[youngsourbae-blog]

No no! Seal babies don’t wear hats this is dumb! Dad: how do you know? Cause they have fur duh Dad: well what do you think hats are made of

[thekattspajamas]

My dad always makes me feel better about my boy probs

Mom: Kat and her boyfriend broke up

Dad: It's okay, I want my baby girl to be free :)

Me: :')