Maths with Alfonse
alfonse : ike, if you have 10 roast beef and someone asks for 2, how many did you have left?
ike : 10
alfonse : what if that somebody forcibly takes two of the roast beef, how many would you have left then?
ike : 10 and a dead body.
alfonse :
ike :
alfonse : why are you like this
ike : nobody messes with ike's food.








