#roy no

[nightwingvixen23]

Roy : question

Jason : go for it

Roy : whats the correct ratio of gunpowder for essential oils ??

Jason : what ???

Roy : i want this bathbomb to be P E R F E CT👌

[randomnameless]

WRONG GREEN MAGE STOP IT ROY

[badrngshitpost-blog]

roy : ike...are you still mad?

roy : ike...

roy : come on, talk to me! It's been three weeks!

roy : it's not so bad, stop being such a drama king.

*ike looks at the camera like he's in the office*

m!robin : what did you do, roy.

ike : he ate my food.

m!robin : wHAT

roy : but i-

ike : YOU. ATE. MY. FOOD.

m!robin : NOBODY. EATS. IKE'S. FOOD.

[theysangastheyslew]

The most unforgivable of them all -_-

[randomnameless]

He didn't want to do it, but the Durandal has a will of its own. Scary ! And again, a weapon forces its owner to kill his mom.

[randomnameless]

Heroes is all about kinslaying, is that it ?

[diednoble]

when jason opens the door it triggers a latch which releases a ball that makes a scissor cut a wire and the wire drops a weight on a match that strikes the match and catches a pool of gasoline on the warehouse floor on fire... in the shape of a heart !!!

random valentine’s asks || accepting

❛  SHIT!!  ❜  jason  swears  as  he  feels  the  trap  trigger.  ❛  FUCK.  FUCK  FUCKFUCK.  ❜  as  the  wire  cuts  and  the  weight  drops  and  the  match  strikes-  the  smell  of  gasoline  hits  his  nostrils  and  he  freezes–

a  heart.  a  heart??  a-  

❛  ROY–  ❜  he  yells,  trying  to  calm  his  racing  heart.  ❛  this  is  all  very  romantic  but  you’re  going  to  give  me  a  heart  attack.  i’m  22  i  can’t  die  again.  ❜