#m!robin why

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Spiders

roy : my friend marth will you kill this spider for me

marth : is it trying to hurt you, my boy roy?

m!robin : all of you go to sleep before i curse you all--

roy : it's on my bed and it's hurting my heart.

m!robin : naga dammit roy

m!robin, quietly : *casts a spell at the spider to make it bigger*

marth & roy : wHAT THE F--

m!robin : that's what you get for distrupting my sleep *falls asleep*

ike (sword) : *wakes up* *groggily* what's all this about--*sees spider* HOLY NAGA WHAT THE F-

alfonse : *slams open the Heroes' quarters' door open* SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

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roy : ike...are you still mad?

roy : ike...

roy : come on, talk to me! It's been three weeks!

roy : it's not so bad, stop being such a drama king.

*ike looks at the camera like he's in the office*

m!robin : what did you do, roy.

ike : he ate my food.

m!robin : wHAT

roy : but i-

ike : YOU. ATE. MY. FOOD.

m!robin : NOBODY. EATS. IKE'S. FOOD.