Dear Mr. PORTER, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to m a k e us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we f o u n d out is that each one of us is
an athlete… …and a basket case… …a princess… …and a criminal…
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
as penned by ash, ara, kelsey, emily

















