hi i'm louis and i'm daddy as fuck, i make shady tweets on the regular and i'm pretty damn good at soccer. i love justin the most and want him to father my next child.
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hi i'm louis and i'm daddy as fuck, i make shady tweets on the regular and i'm pretty damn good at soccer. i love justin the most and want him to father my next child.
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41. Have you had sex so far this year?
i have.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
depends on the person, i guess? if they’re a shit kisser i just want to move on.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
like, a year.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
serious ones? twoish.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
i didn’t count? yikes. probably a good amount.
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25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
wouldn’t say i want it, but i wouldn’t turn away a relationship.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
maybe?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
umm, dunno. probably not? i don’t think anybody’d want to.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
yeah. ‘s shit.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
nope.
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Send ♆ for something my muse hates.
For a fuckboy, surprisingly his biggest policy is honesty. To the point where he has ‘integrity’ tattooed on his ankle. And while it is a quirk that seems to clash with a lot of his other character traits, he lives strongly by the fact that there is ALWAYS a way to be honest about something. So the thing he hates most is liars. Even petty lies like ‘I didn’t eat the last cookie’. The only time he ever sees reason for lying is when it protects someone else. Any other lie, and he’s pretty close to washing his hands with someone.
Send ღ for a crush my muse has had.
Luke Hemmings is a train wreck of emotions. He’s a constant mess and he feels EVERYTHING so intensely that it’s one or the other. He loves them so much or he hates them with a passion. Same with people.So quite often he’s fallen in love with someone the second they show him the slightest bit off affection. Like right now if you asked he’d swear his heart belongs to Louis, Jack and Camila, and he does honestly believe he’s in love with all of them, just because he gets attention. So crushes end up forming for anyone who supports him through anything.
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Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
outgoing message –– from: adelaide
F RIV K W AHT DO U ME EAN HAHA ASHAHAH wha di i me an ? :o
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
outgoing message –– from: adelaide
SHIT I WAS AT WHOLE FOODS AND LOVE YOURSELF CAME ON AND I STARTED JAMMIN IN THE AISLES ................ that’s gonna end up on youtube
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
outgoing message –– from: adelaide
damn, ma....... i’ll date someone when i’m READY ok? get off my BACK not everyone needs to come to KFC night. frickin a.
outgoing message –– from: adelaide
OH UM.......................... SORRY LMAO
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✉— alright so …. are you the REAL slim shady or ????
✉ — stand up …. nothing more, just stand up
✉ — i hope you still don’t hate me btw :|
✉ — jus10 …. where are you :(
✉ — open marriage ???? yes ???? check yes or yes.
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✉— #justiceforjustis