aw, c’mon you know i was only joking, of course you’re a cute puppy — it just so happens that i’m the CUTER one. now that it’s all settled, are you going to invite me on your next trip? ( i’m rooting for a yes ) but i was also r o o t i n g for you to throw the fruit back, i’m a bit disappointed you didn’t do it so go on, tell me what this so called revenge plan is and maybe i’ll even HELP you with it.
“hmm, okay, okay–– fair enough. i’ll take that considering you’re you, and you look like THAT, so. happy rooting days, because y e s to that. definitely added to the INVITE list. my r e v e n g e plan is to fork their yard. dylan didn’t find that plan so riveting, so it might be up for discussion. i don’t care what that GOON says, but maybe sticking a million forks in someone’s yard is a very tiresome activity... so maybe i’ll just call them out. snapped a picture of them runnin’ away, i did. the li’l buggers–– have the reign fans go ham on their asses. the true fans that love my queen of scotland.”









