can i make it anymore obvious

woman meets world. adelaide kane.

[fthadid]

aw, c’mon you know i was only joking, of course you’re a cute puppy — it just so happens that i’m the CUTER one. now that it’s all settled, are you going to invite me on your next trip? ( i’m rooting for a yes ) but i was also  r o o t i n g for you to throw the fruit back, i’m a bit disappointed you didn’t do it so go on, tell me what this so called revenge plan is and maybe i’ll even HELP you with it.

[adekcnes-blog]

“hmm, okay, okay–– fair enough. i’ll take that considering you’re you, and you look like THAT, so. happy rooting days, because y e s to that. definitely added to the INVITE  list. my r e v e n g e plan is to fork their yard. dylan didn’t find that plan so riveting, so it might be up for discussion. i don’t care what that GOON says, but maybe sticking a million forks in someone’s yard is a very tiresome activity... so maybe i’ll just call them out. snapped a picture of them runnin’ away, i did. the li’l buggers–– have the reign fans go ham on their asses. the true fans that love my queen of scotland.”

[adekcnes-blog]

justingtg:

“ — SHIT. you’ve done it. you’ve uncovered the illuminati’s secret. i’d like, change my name & skip town if i was you. they don’t take having their spongebob secrets being exposed very well. wait, someone threw a fucking orange at you ?”

“damn... should’ve kept my mouth SHUT, now here i am... on the run... who will i be? where will i go? what’ll be my profession? should i change my accent? maybe i’ll dye my hair or get a collection of w i g s. there’s the ticket. YES! an orange. like... who just thinks–– ‘what should we do today? oh, maybe throw a C I T R U S fruit at the actress who portrays the queen of scotland mayhaps?’ fuckin’ insane, some of these wankers are, i swear.”

[arianafyi-deactivated20160926]

you know what else i’ve noticed about it? how fucking nice it is. like damn girl. frosted flakes are still the best though. c’mon, ade. thought you had better taste than that. hey, don’t hate on my homie tony the tiger. you’re going to hurt is poor ol’ feelings. just making sure you’re still a chocolate kind of girl, that’s all. you could’ve switched it up lately, i don’t know. i’m pretty sure i know you like the back of my hand. that’s one way of putting it, yeah. well, hopefully it won’t have to be waiting much longer. 

[adekcnes-blog]

“... girl, you f l a t t e r me, i’m–– is this the moment we truly realize our mutual girl crushes are actually LOVE? and you just ruined it with your cereal preferences there, babe. your homie? hurt his feelings? i thought tigers were supposed to be f e r o c i o u s, and here you are backin’ him up. shakin’ my head, baby g. yeah, hopefully, because i’ll be needing so classic ari & ade time soon enough.”

[dvlanobrns]

“was that sarcasm? ‘cause i’d genuinely be offended if you did insinuate that. sadly i haven’t been up-to-date with his recent episodes though. i’ve been meaning to catch up though. well, if he ever needs embarrassing videos of you then i’ll just give him the ones i have of you. you’re really full of yourself, huh? i think i’m rubbing off on you then. what can i say? i think we’re in need of a ruler around here anyway. it just so happens that people think i’m suitable for the crown! you kill me, though, and you’re going to get your ass handed to you.”

[adekcnes-blog]

“like i said, pal... i would NEVER. oh, buck up, cowboy don’t be so offended. mate–– you’ve got to... a s a p. um... do you really think you’ve got the juice on me then? what’ve you got that’s so bad? i’ll bet you haven’t got a scandalous video on me, yet here you are... making empty threats to a queen. ah! there you go again... this is t r e a s o n–– telling your queen you’d make a better ruler, eh? well, then, what will you be doing about the savages throwing oranges about, hm?”

[margotsro-blog]

❝  this is such a STEP UP compliment ?? because half the time, everyone’s all like … nah nah nah you’re so extra ! nah nah nah, knock it off with the dramatics. i’m so glad i find my TRUE SELF in you, please put that into every context known to (wo)man. i feel like this is p a s s e d around a lot, but i was born ready ? EVEN the suicide hype doesn’t compare to this. i know this sounds crazy, but pitchin’ ideas is cool times ? but what if we made this into A SERIES, like look into my vision and see. two girls, a tattoo gun, glitter, slurpee stained tongues, hot hot hot.

[adekcnes-blog]

“ margot... i see MY true self in you... it’s that sort of connection–– that sort of bond that we have. we just g e t it. listen–– who cares if things are extra to other people, because we’re just extravagant, and they can just kiss my extra-lovin’ ass, to be quite honest with ya’. this is honestly goin’ t’be just a BETTER version of spring breakers. because one, i mean l o o k at us, and secondly–– fuck, it’s glitter mixed with ass tatts mixed with hot girls for MORE than one week. how could this not take off ?”

[adekcnes-blog]

[arianafyi-deactivated20160926]

my whole family thought they were cookies too though. i’m not even joking. without your smart ass, i’d still be sitting here thinking two cookies somehow made a sponge. spongebob pulls a lot of questionable shit but i just go with it. lets be real, frosted flakes are way better than fruit loops. important question: would you prefer chocolate or sugar cookies? i can’t decide. i’m sorry. i am totally slacking with our bachelorette watching hang outs but soon, okay? my schedule has been a bitch and isn’t working with me. 

[adekcnes-blog]

“my ass I S quite smart... thank you for noticing. um... fruit loops, though? listen... they’re frosted a n d colorful. do your flakes do that? nope. jus’ have a tiger tryin’ to pull some fast shit on us, sayin’ they’re grrrrrrrreat, and junk. is that even a QUESTION? anything chocolate. c’mon, ari, it’s like you don’t even know me... yeah, no–– i get that babe. i mean i s u p p o s e bein’ like an international pop star can kind’a put your schedule on overdrive, yeah? don’t worry, though ‘ve got all of ‘em on my dvr, jus’ waiting for two HOT babes to watch.”

[overestimatedsilence-deactivate]

      “that’s why i do, i just run around crushing vibes. it’s my thing, honestly.”

[adekcnes-blog]

“ah, okay, i see that. so you’re just a blond demon that wrecks vibes left and right, eh? y’get joy in killin’ spirits? is that the only thing you do in your spare time, then?”

[fthadid]

i’ve got an important question for you though : what’ve you been  s m o k i n g  and why didn’t you invite me? but damn, i didn’t know people still threw fruits at other people. i thought that ONLY happened in movies. but did you or did you not throw the orange back at the person? that’s what i really want to know.

[adekcnes-blog]

“excuse me, las, but if i remember correctly, you did not think i was a cute puppy, and you just wanted to crush my self esteem with your beauty. so THAT’S why you weren’t invited on my fun walking trip. anyways, then you’d’ve been p e l t e d with an orange because who knows if that citrus D E M O N would’ve spared your pretty face. probably not, to be truthful. and unfortunately, i did not throw the fruit back, HOWEVER, my revenge plan is in full s w i n g.”

[lcuiiiz]

“ okay that’s very fuckin’ true, no judgement ‘ere. this conversation just confused the proper shit out o’ me there’s so many fuckin’ questions, good christ. see crisps would’ve been so much nicer, a lot more gentle as well. an orange is fuckin’ ridiculous, o’ all things, just damn. ”

[adekcnes-blog]

“jus’ watch the show for a while, and you’ll be quite confused... for the rest of your life, pal. that’s what i thought! like–– who would just waste their chance at a proper dose of vitamin c to throw something solid at an actress? people are just... fuckin’ OFF it, i swear. why are people like this? so strange and B A T T Y.”

[dvlanobrns]

“are you insinuating that i don’t have any work to do, kane? i may be in recovery still, but i’ll have you know i’m still working on things! i haven’t even watched spongebob in months, please. i think i could be on ridiculousness one day. not as a guest though; probably as one of those idiots doing dumb things and they make fun of them. fork their yard? jeez, why are you like this? but calm down, your highness. if anything if they try to start a revolt against you.. well, i’ll join them.“

[adekcnes-blog]

“gasp... i would NEVER. i would so love to be a guest on that show. especially because as of late, rob’s been putting up videos of the guests that are super h i l a r i o u s, and i want to know what he finds on me. Y E S, fork their yard. why am i like what? amazing, spontaneous, exciting, and perfectly humble? well, your guess is as good as mine, but i’m inclined to say i got it from my mama. you’d... how dare you say such a thing... to the dungeon you go! off with your head!”

[lenagmsz-deactivated20160709]

    “ you know, i never really thought about it. but i’m sure there’s so many different theories out there about spongebob and patrick. but i’ve always wondered what the hell is always up squidwards ass, because he’s always so damn grumpy. did someone seriously? oh my god, i would’ve probably laughed my ass off honestly. ”

[adekcnes-blog]

“honestly that show is so FUCKIN’ weird... like why can they have water in their cups half of the time, but in some episodes they just ‘scoop’ some with an empty cup..? the writers must have been just c o m p l e t e l y stoned. what else explains a sponge living in a pineapple working at a restaurant who’s arch nemesis is a plankton with a computer wife? honestly... i was so fuckin’ stunned, like... who just does something like that? who throws a perfectly good orange at someone? weird ass people out there.

[mchvel-blog]

     that’s … new? wouldn’t doubt it, though. i spent 99% of my teenage years in my dark bedroom; look at me now. pretty damn clueless, actually.

[adekcnes-blog]

“are you tellin’ me that you find yourself in TUNE with one mr. patrick star? is he your spirit animal? i find myself heavily relating to one pooh bear... e a t s all the time, says ‘oh, bothuh’, and just generally has a pretty swell time with his pals.”

[adekcnes-blog]

“oh my–– girl… they were just circular sponges, like… y’know what, though–– i definitely see where you’re coming from because they DO look like fuckin’ cookies… can we throw like… i don’t know–– eggs at their car? ‘the fault in our stars’ style. or something harder than tomatoes to throw at their h e a d s because those oranges really HURT, fuck. um, also the cookies. always the cookies. you’ve always got me… the yin to my yang… girl to my crush… where would i be without you.”

[arianafyi-deactivated20160926]

are you fucking kidding me? i’m can’t stop laughing, oh my god. adelaide, can you believe all this time i thought they were stupid cookies? my whole childhood is a lie. i just –– i’m finding this so much funnier than it probably is. fuck. anyway. i’m game for egging cars. we can also egg the assholes cause eggs are really hard. i’ll be the augustus to your hazel grace, babe. we can eat the cookies after we do everything as a kind of reward, okay? yes, always. you’re honestly my favorite person. 

[adekcnes-blog]

“you are TRULY somethin’ else, my babe... that is literally so funny i can’t b e l i e v e–– cookies, but like–– now i definitely understand your confusion... this show confuses me a lot, but do i care? nope. it’s the perfect mind numbing shit to watch when i eat my fruit loops. HELL yes, let’s just egg them... dishonor on them and their cow. cookies, just–– not spongebob’s parents... we can’t do that to the poor sponge. okay, see that’s so weird because... you’re my favorite person! best pals... always havin’ these kind of ride or die moments together ... discovering the truth. um, p.s. when are you comin’ over to catch up on the bachelorette ‘cause you know we got’ta.”

[lcuiiiz]

“ s’almost amusin’ that you weren’t like well aware o’ this from before !! a fuckin’ orange that’s like, fuckin’ ridiculous. look at the bright side at least it wasn’t like a fuckin’ grapefruit or some shit. either way gettin’ pelted with fruit kinda fuckin’ ‘urts. ”

[adekcnes-blog]

“maybe i was just more preoccupied by the fact that there was a squirrel basically dressed as an astronaut in order to breath... yet somehow a pickle jar could suffice for a helmet... to breath... also how could there have been a L A K E? too many questions for a single show. y’know what... too true, like–– if only they’d thrown a bag o’ chips or somethin’. that would’a been amazing and quite convenient, seein’ as how i’m a very AVID chip chomper.”

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[margotsro-blog]

❝  masterin’ the puns, i’ll HELP you get there !! does that mean we always have to walk side by side, bare cheek to cheek ? fuck, i have to bring up to my australian manager about makin’ our own movie featurin’ our tatted, glittered selves. might be cheaply taped, might be a bit in the I N D I E film genre of the industry, but what the hell. this could be sick !

[adekcnes-blog]

“you have the most scandalous, AMAZING ideas... hand in hand, tatted ass cheek to tatted ass cheek–– we will star in this beautiful, possibly m e d i o c r e movie that barely takes off except for a few select demographics on netflix. but it’ll be a truly lifting experience. two girls and a tattoo gun, get ready to film.”