#justj

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me: fuck i am so cold

me to me: it's almost like you're drinking a milkshake in February with exposed ankles

me, with my aesthetic and snack in tact: ...strange

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I genuinely hate that I want to see my little boy, here he is post because idk his but it's stuck in my head. Like I somehow have come up with a jaunty tune for it and keep humming it and like I just ordered a milkshake with my friend and then sang to myself while watching them make it 🎶I want to see my little boy🎶 regarding my milkshake I hate this so much

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me: writes just... A Really Dumb post

Tumblr mobile: *eats it instead of posting*

me: do i write it all out again or was this god's way of saying Enough.

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Gay boy s that write fic get ice cre am. Gay b oys that don ’t write fic get warm toma-toe juice. What do y you want ?

(I know who u are u weirdo)But fun fact about me: I used to drink tomato soup for breakfast all of the time when I was acting. Out of a Can thing. Slurp. Can of tomato soup served lukewarm and like four bananas and an insane amount of water.

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list types of soup from your favorite to least favorite so i can judge your tastes

what do u mean Types of soup how are we sectioning soups here?? just list my favorite soups in order? can’t i love all soups equalyl?

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write your fics mr. jay or i’ll expose your dramatic gay ass

I’M BEING THREATENED

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my upstairs neighbor is getting it given to them good. idk that i’ve heard them, whoever they are, getting down before. i’m tempted to send them a congratulations card because damn. 

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sorry guys!! I'll respond to messages, asks, etc tomorrow I've had such a Day today. It included both of these quotes:

"My name is Jim, but you can call me desperate."

&

"Why are you wearing that?" "I just got fucked by my boyfriend but you look distressed, so, by all means, come in."