#justmanthings

[whitenoise39]

Sound from bathroom: *Whirrrrrr*

Mom: "What are you doing in there?"

*Whirring stops*

Me: Just man things, don't worry about it.

*Continues playing with Dad's nose hair clipper*

[drunkenkeith]

that awkward moment when you beat it but then don't want to put your pants back on because you need to shower but you're not motivated to go shower so you just sit at your computer naked for 15 minutes before finally getting up to shower

[manlymanbuck]

Apparently you have to call it "Herstory/History" now to be gender-friendly or something.  What about "itstory", "themstory", or for the gender confused "shistory" (his + hers = shis).  You know what?  I think I'm going to stick with the word that's in the dictionary.  Or do I have to call that a vaginationary now?