GOT7: The High School Menace Chronicles
Jaebum – The Walking Injury
🏃♂️ Tried to jump off the second floor, dislocated his shoulder instead. 🚿 Slipped on a wet floor, because karma is fast. 🪜 Fell down the stairs while chasing Youngjae for something stupid. 🐈 Goes to the vet clinic for anti-rabies shots because his cat scratched his eye for the ninth time. 🏚️ Broke a wall in the classroom after a "heated" argument with Jackson. 🍗 Fought Jackson again over chicken wings, but it was actually Bambam who stole them. 🕺 Dislocates something in his body at least once a week—whether it's from bboying or escaping class. 👊 "One for all, all for one" in fights—touch his brothers and you're done. ⚖️ Takes the blame when things go south, but gets away using loopholes in the school rules.
Mark – The Silent War Machine
🥊 Always involved in fights—sometimes for no reason. 🔪 Joins fights just because his brothers are in one. 📦 Objects should not be near him—he will throw them to someone when pissed. 💻 Almost hit a teacher when he threw his MacBook at Bambam. ⚔️ Has beef with people from other classes & years (Hui, Young K, and Jaebum too sometimes). 🌡️ Broke the AC in the classroom out of rage because of Youngjae, replaced it the next day like nothing happened. 🏃♂️ Uses martial arts skills to escape school with Jackson and Jaebum. 🩹 Frequent flyer in the school clinic—bruises, scratches, and probably a broken bone or two.
Jackson – The Walking Chaos
🥊 Has beef with everyone over petty things—food, objects, or his mood just shifting. 💨 Cannot shut up or stay in one place for more than five minutes. 🌍 "The world rotates just fine when Jackson shuts his mouth"—JayB. 🚪 Escapes school with Mark and Jaebom. 🕊️ Tries to be the peacemaker but ends up fighting anyway. 🦶 Injured his foot doing a bad martial arts landing—argued with the disciplinary officer instead of accepting detention. 🛑 Constantly roasts the principal (JYP). 📍 Is everywhere—except in class. 🎉 Got caught throwing a classroom party and turning it into a club.
Jinyoung – The Brain Cell Holder (But Evil)
👨⚖️ Regular in the guidance office—gaslights the counselor instead of being counseled. 📢 Leads student protests—"No hamburgers in the cafeteria is a human rights violation." 🕵️♂️ Creates perfect excuses to cover for his brothers. 👿 JYP’s #1 hater—tears down school posters or draws devil horns on JYP’s face. 😑 Dead inside whenever JYP holds an assembly about himself. 📞 The emergency contact for everyone, even though he’s done with them all.
Youngjae – The Accidental Criminal
🔪 Almost got expelled for bringing a knife to school—excuse: "method acting for a role." (Got casted in "Friendly Rivalry) ⚾ Swung a baseball bat and accidentally hit another student. 🦵 Cramps his legs doing a TikTok challenge—regrets everything. 🎙️ Forgot his mic was on during a live school radio broadcast—cussed out JYP, entire campus heard it. 🎭 Loves to provoke Mark & Jackson just to watch them explode. 🍲 Left Jackson to pay for their Shabu Shabu bill—Jackson almost died of high blood pressure.
Bambam – The Ultimate Instigator
💻 Hacked the school's official page—started shitposting & flexed himself as the school’s "IT boy." 🗣️ Exposed everyone—except himself and his brothers. 👑 Admin of the school’s gossip page. 😴 Energetic everywhere—except in class, gets full 8 hours of sleep at school. 😂 Triggers Mark, Jackson, & Jinyoung—gets something thrown at him every time. 🍗 Eats his brothers' food, then watches them blame each other for stealing it. 🔥 Starts fights but escapes every time, leaving everyone else to take the blame.
Yugyeom – The Chaotic Gentle Giant
📢 LOUD ASF, his whispers are someone else's yelling. 🏗️ Breaks things just by existing (too big, too tall). 🧪 Destroyed a science cylinder—his brothers told him it was the most expensive one, cried when he found out it was a prank. 🗣️ Talks back to his brothers but somehow gets away with it. 😴 Sleeps in class like Bambam. 📚 Fails one test and decides to sabotage everyone else by giving them the wrong answers. 🏎️ Drives like he’s in Fast & Furious—doesn’t even have a license yet. 🧠 Mentally stable but selectively unhinged—pranks his brothers just for fun.
Summary:
🥊 Fighter Squad: Mark, Jaebum, Jackson 🧠 Gaslighter King: Jinyoung 🍲 Food Thief: Bambam (but frames others) 📻 Public Enemy #1 (to JYP): Youngjae 💀 Survival Instincts Too Strong: Bambam 🎭 Done With Everyone: Jinyoung 🚑 School Clinic Regulars: Jaebum, Mark, Jackson 🏗️ Walking Disaster: Yugyeom
