First grader: "I don't want to go to speech! I just want to go to school!"
Me: "Good news! Speech is apart of school!"
First grader: *unimpressed* "NO."

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First grader: "I don't want to go to speech! I just want to go to school!"
Me: "Good news! Speech is apart of school!"
First grader: *unimpressed* "NO."
I was dealing with a difficult mom today trying to get her kid on for online therapy, when I was finally able to get them logged on to do a session, the kid was in his underwear. When I asked if he could put on some clothes real fast she was shocked that I knew he wasn’t wearing any. She didn’t think I would be able to see them. And I’m like fam, this is a video conference.
Since schools are shut down due to Covid-19 I have to do online therapy from my house. Today I was working with two kindergarteners who front their /k/s (the /k/s turn into /t/s). So we’re going and it’s complete chaos, and in walks my cat and gives a big meow, which instantly starts a chorus of “a titty!!!” and one of them starts chanting “I want to see your titty!”. The little control I had was long gone after that.
Superhero day brought in some pretty legit costumes, but my favorite was the 3rd grader who came in pajamas, a blanket cape, and a bedazzled eye mask saying she was “the worst super villain of all time” and when asked about what her powers were said “I just do everything better”
Dress up as what you want to be when you grow up day brought gems such as:
-Undercover narcotics officer (3rd grader)
-Princess of Canada (Kindergartener)
-Video game designer (5th grader, came in pajamas)
-Doctor (2nd grader, also came in pajamas)
-Army general (2nd grader, came in camo pajamas and sunglasses that were worn inside)
-A cat (3rd grader)
-Captain Marvel (3rd grader)
-Navy seal (4th grader)
- Fairy godmother (2nd grader)
-A ballerina dentist (3rd grade)
-Astronaut Chef (1st grade)
-A “real actual cowboy with a living horse, a real one this one is just pretend” (kindergartener)
Me: "Are you guys excited for Valentine's day?"
2nd grader #1: "I'm going to ask Marry from Mrs. T's class to be my valentine I think, she likes me she lives on my street"
2nd grader #2: "I asked Jane to be my valentine already"
#1: "she's Jakes valentine tho"
#2: "no they broke up she told me"
#1: "they're back together, I know they are in my class and she said she would be his valentine"
#2: *heartbroken* "But I already gave her a fun dip"
The fifth graders are doing a Harry Potter themed unite and today they got sorted into houses, when I picked up one of my fifth graders he was pissed
Me: "How was the sorting ceremony?"
5th grader: "Not good."
Me: "Oh no did you not get the house you were hoping for?"
5th grader: "Nope. They put me in hufflepuff, but I'm a slytherin."
Me: "That's a bummer I'm sorry"
5th grader: "It's ok, I'm going to make my friend switch with me"
Me: "How was your weekend?"
3rd grader: "I think I want a pet walrus"
Me: "Cool, what would you name your pet walrus?"
3rd grader: "Their trunks are awesome sauce for real"
Me: "Do you mean tusks?"
3rd grader: "No they are called trunks, I'm sure"