Dec 2, 2019
John Wick: Ah, Bowery King, good. I need one minute of your time.
The Bowery King: I’ll give you two because you scare me.
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John Wick: Ah, Bowery King, good. I need one minute of your time.
The Bowery King: I’ll give you two because you scare me.
Sofia: What’s wrong with you?
John Wick: What is wrong with me? Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and being socially handicapped.
Winston: My work here is done.
Charon: But, sir, you didn't do anything...
Winston: *leaves*
John Wick: Do you ever talk like a normal person?
The Bowery King: The answer, sadly, is not yes.
Winston: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*
Winston: God, what fools
Winston: *realizes its the Continental staff, lead by John*
Winston: Wait those are MY fools
Winston: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?
John Wick: You don’t say.
Winston: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn’t it?
John Wick: Heinous.
Winston: Yet it’s the most socially acceptable form of murder.
Charon: So you think we should change the name?
Winston: Yes, I do. How about “inadvertent life-ending”?
Ernest: “Unintentional snuff-out”.
Santino: How about “I can’t believe it’s not murder”?
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John Wick: I didn’t wanna do this, but I do know one way I can get to the Elder.
Sofia: You’d make a decent prostitute.
John Wick: I’d make an amazing prostitute.