stupid text with joll
I used a translator, my native language is Russian, sorry!
Еng:
Doll — You know, Liz… I think Jay’s the most tolerant out of that trio.
Lizzy — Oh-... oh, sweetie, were you saying something? I totally zoned out.
Doll — ...Ага, понятно. (…Yeah, figures.)
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Lizzy — V, you know wha-a-at? Doll is into your team leader.. Plot twist of the century!
V — Doll?.. Oh, that crazy one? Ha! Yeah, I’ll remember that.
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V — N, guess what I just heard from Lizzy! Girl with long hair has a crush on our Jay. Wild, right? Just… don’t tell her. You might lose your head over it.
N — Doll? Into Jay?! Oh my gosh, that’s huge… I’ll keep it secret, I swear!
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N — Ohhh, I just found out something BIG… Doll’s in love with Jay! Can you believe it?!
Uzi — My Russian classmate… a lesbian??? Holy shit! N, this is breaking news, I NEED to find Jay right now!
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Uzi — Hey, office plankton, Doll is head over heels for you.
Jay — Toaster, get the hell-… wait. What?
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Jay — Hey, tovarish', I’ve been hearing things…
Doll — Вы это не прочитаете кстати. (What the fuck.)
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