#k. jenner

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Favorite brotps?

probably louis/perrie, dylan/tyler, jay/cindy, tyler/justin, and cierra/kendall.

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so dylan has fucked some of kendall's friends? 👀 i wanna know the tea to that story

appears so to me. my guess is someone that he was seen talking to recently. maybe hailey ?? bella ?? it has to be one of the queens here, and i’m going to find out who it is.

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what do you think is going on between kendall/a friend/dylan?

i think there’s some kind of secret hookup we weren’t aware of between dylan and this so-called friend of kendall’s. maybe it was during their little break ? before they even got together in the first place ? don’t worry, my sources are already on the case.

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why do dylan and kendall actually look like they would play chandler and monica in a friends reboot? this isn't tea, i'm just here for it

if that ever happens, i would gauge my eyes out so i wouldn’t have to watch it. they’ll probably do a somewhat decent job, i’ll give them that much knowing how chandler & monica are, but they’ll also make everything so gag-worthy. they’re already disgusting enough as it is, don’t encourage them even more.

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do you think anyone is secretly hooking up?

personally, i’ve been convinced that hailey, kendall, and bella have all been secretly hooking up with each other for the longest time now. can you imagine how hot that shit would be ? 

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tyler and bella are becoming the next dylan and kendall

do you hear that ? that’s the sound of me GAGGING from the accuracy of this statement. both couples need to spice shit up, otherwise they’ll just turn out dull forever.