-- trojanAbstruse [TA] began trolling circuitousGrievance [CG] at 22:32 --
TA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
CG: I have watched this entire clip 9f whatever this lackluster animati9n film is a69ut, and my first c9mment has t9 6e that th9se "W9rds 9f wisd9m" d9 n9t really apply t9 any9ne except p9ssi6ly these tw9 particular h9vering 6ark 6easts.
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CG: In what c9ntext w9uld I ever 6e putting 6alls in my m9uth, Mituna.
CG: Further m9re why is it that the ball is n9t mine 9nly if it is t99 6ig t9 fit in my m9uth (Ign9ring the lack 9f l9gic in even attempting t9 d9 s9 since I am n9t a 6ark 6east and gain n9 enj9yment 9ut 9f such an activity) there c9uld 6e many m9re reas9ns f9r why the 6all is n9t mine..
CG: And t9 add, that "D9g 9f wisd9m" is sitting 9n a cl9ud which is physically imp9ssi6le, and I am fairly certain that 6ark6easts cann9t pil9t air crafts.
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CG: That is a 6latent lie and y9u kn9w it!
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CG: He is an unrealistic depicti9n 9f an earth quadr9pedial pet! He did n9t attend sch99l, and that wasn't the lie I was speaking 9f!
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CG: I d9n't.
CG: I d9n't even kn9w this earth canine, and theref9r have n9 sentimental attachment t9 their ludicris air escapades and p99rly w9rded advice 9n h9w t9 keep track 9f and handle 6alls.
CG: It was a vaguely entertaining vide9 in the sense that its ficti9nal representati9n 9f tw9 alien pets c9nversing in mid air was mildly refreshing.
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CG: I d9 n9t have any desire t9 d9 s9, as I KN9W y9u are intenti9nally using that as vulgar phrasing t9 hint at the lude act 9f a sexual nature which y9u ALS9 KN9W is against my v9ws and 6eliefs.
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CG: I am n9t l9nely I am perfectly c9ntent! I take enj9yment and pride in my ch9ice 9f abstinence and celi6acy.
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CG: I am a full gr9wn adult I d9 n9t cry.
CG: Als9 I d9u6t y9u have much m9re "Acti9n" then me. Seeing as h9w y9u have p9ssi6ly managed t9 regress farther 6ack fr9m maturity then I c9uld have th9ught p9ssi6le even f9r /y9u./
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CG: Well may6e if y9u acted just a tad 6it cl9ser t9 resem6ling a slightly m9re decent, less 9ffensive pers9n, y9u may just succeed in that. And I d9n't mean that sarcastically, I think that y9u genuinely c9uld d9 s9 if y9u tried hard en9ugh.
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CG: F9r instance, y9u c9uld start 6y refraining fr9m ever calling me "Kanklididdly9n" ever. Again.
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CG: Why w9uld y9u d9 that.
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CG: I can't imagine she enj9ys that nickname y9u used t9 adress her.
CG: Then again...
CG: Perhaps she w9uld.
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CG: 9f c9urse it is.
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CG: I had n9 idea y9u and her were s9 well aquainted n9w t9 6e h9nest.
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CG: Mituna y9u kn9w I can tell all t9 well when y9u are stretching the truth, why even try t9 c9ntinue t9 attempt t9 pull the w99l 9ver my eyes.
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CG: I'm talking a69ut h9w y9u cann9t p9ssi6ly c9nvince me that y9u and her are matesprits she already has 9ne.
CG: Wait.
CG: What.
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CG: Why are y9u saying "What?" What are y9u p9ssi6ly c9nfused a69ut???
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CG: I am saying what 6ecause y9u are telling me that 69th y9u AND Damara are sharing 9cupati9n 9f P9rrim's flushed quadrant??
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CG: I am c9nfused 6ecause she never SAID anything a69ut it!!!
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CG: Y9u mean that h9rrifc tw9 m9uthed 6east??
CG: That is y9ur shared d9g??
CG: And n9 she didn't /Have/ t9, 6ut she t9ld me a69ut her relati9ns with Damara!
CG: 6ut just happened t9 leave 9ut menti9ning y9u are als9 her matesprit?
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CG: I have t9 say I am a 6it 9ffended that she didn't menti9n this at all! This is a rather imp9rtant detail!
CG: I mean I kn9w y9u and she certainly kn9ws that, s9 why w9uldn't she say anything.
CG: Well I certainly will 6e having a few w9rds with her n9w.
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CG: Why w9uldn't she want t9? We are friends her and I, 9f c9urse this w9uld 6e s9mething that friends say t9 each 9ther.
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CG: Then y9u understand my 6ewildrement that she didn't say a thing 9r even hint t9wards this.
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-- trojanAbstruse [TA] gave up trolling circuitousGrievance [CG] at 23:38 -- -- circuitousGrievance [CG] began trolling trojanAbstruse [TA] at 23:42 --
CG: Well at least y9u seem t9 6e finally starting t9 reply with m9re seri9us 6anter.
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-- trojanAbstruse [TA] gave up trolling circuitousGrievance [CG] at 23:42 --














