#kaake

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"Ask before ass"

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"Bold of you to assume we'll bury you"

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Oh wormwood

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If she wants to end her 10 year vegetarianism over Chuck E Cheese's wings, I won't stop her

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Eatin pussy like a vacuum

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Me: i cant believe im a wine mom at 20

Amanda: what am i?

Three of us in unison: vodka aunt

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Now Emily just has to say something dumb in the group chat so we can both send a picture of a lemur

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Whats the finger symbol for truce?!