#kagudou

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Saiji: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?

Maiko: They need to learn to protect us.

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Saiji: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Kazuomi asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Maiko: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Saiji, already taking off his clothes: Maiko you're so fucking stupid

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Saiji: I have feelings for you.

Maiko: I have feelings for you!

Narrator: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.

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and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back, so shake him off - a kagura maiko playlist 

listen on youtube -> ♬

listen on 8tracks -> ♬

content warnings: track three has references to drug and alcohol use (and alcohol use shows up in track six and seven as well), and track eight is a bit heavy in themes of death. other than that i can’t really think of anything hdflkasj 

&run - sir sly // movement - hozier // ship to wreck - florence + the machine // two birds - regina spektor // doa - foo fighters // shake it out - florence + the machine // let’s dance to joy division - the wombats // the other side - scissor sisters 

lyric breakdown/annotations under the cut!

1. &Run - Sir Sly 

Heavy as the setting sun // Oh, I'm counting all the numbers between zero and one // Happy, but a little lost // Well, I don't know what I don't know // So I'll kick my shoes off and run (yeah) … You could be my one regret, infinitely spiraling me down // Sometimes the world feels loud 

2. Movement - Hozier 

When you move // I'm put to mind of all that I wanna be // When you move // I could never define all that you are to me … You are the rite of movement // Its reasonin' made lucid and cool // I know it's no improvement // When you move, I move // You're S. Polunin leapin' // Or Fred Astaire in sequence // Honey, you, you're Atlas in his sleepin' // And when you move, I'm moved 

3. Ship to Wreck - Florence + the Machine 

And, ah, my love remind me, what was it that I said? // I can't help but pull the earth around me to make my bed // And, ah, my love remind me, what was it that I did? // Did I drink too much? Am I losing touch? // Did I build a ship to wreck? // To wreck, to wreck, to wreck 

4. Two Birds - Regina Spektor 

I'll believe it all // There's nothing I won't understand // I'll believe it all // I won't let go of your hand // Two birds of a feather // Say that they're always gonna stay together // But one's never going to let go of that wire // He says that he will // But he's just a liar 

5. DOA - Foo Fighters 

I was down, and I fell, I fell so fast // Dropping like the grains in an hourglass // Never say forever cause nothing lasts // Dancing with the bones of my buried past … It's a shame we have to die my dear // No one's getting out of here alive // This time // What a way to go, but have no fear // No one's getting out of here alive // This time 

6. Shake It Out - Florence + the Machine 

Regrets collect like old friends // Here to relive your darkest moments // I can see no way, I can see no way … And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope // It's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat 

7. Let’s Dance To Joy Division - The Wombats 

Please learn from my mistakes // Let's dance to Joy Division and celebrate the irony // Everything is going wrong, but we're so happy // Let's dance to Joy Division and raise our glass to the ceiling // 'Cause this could all go so wrong, but we're so happy // Yeah, we're so happy 

8. The Other Side - Scissor Sisters 

Get used to this, you're going to be alright // The world goes on with or without me // If I don't ever leave a thing behind // I'll still leave you without me // If it takes another life // I'll wait for you on the other side … I'll count our blessings as I wait for you // On the other side // Good luck and I will see you through

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Saiji and Maiko for the ship ask

ah yes the disaster bisexual couple. i’m sorry this is so late kdsjfklsj but hell yeah that’s do this :3 

who is more likely to fall asleep on the couch 

oh most definitely maiko, haha. saiji thinks it’s really endearing :’) 

who makes meals and who is more likely to hoard take-out menus 

saiji is more likely to cook something, while maiko would exclusively live on take out if she could, lmao. saiji makes sure that she actually eats healthy meals though and that she doesn’t just eat fast food all the time, haha 

who gives nicknames 

most definitely maiko. she calls him stuff like saiji-bear, sweet cheeks, just the dorkiest shit pfft. saiji sticks with normal pet names like darling and dear :3 

favorite non-sexual activity

hmm, that’s a hard choice. i’d like to think that they like to slow dance together, though! it’s very cheesy and romantic and it suits both of these dorks pfft. 

who leaves notes for the other to find 

i don’t think either of them are really note-writers but if i had to go with anyone it would be saiji! 

who crosses the street to pet a cute dog 

maiko. next question jasdjlfsdlkfj 

who takes notes on the other’s favorite foods and makes sure the fridge is stocked 

well, saiji does most of the shopping, so he takes care of that, haha. maiko will bring home some of his favorite candies sometimes, though! 

who initiates sex most of the time 

once again, definitely maiko >;3 

who apologizes first after a fight 

saiji. he doesn’t like it when they argue, and so he’s always the first to try and fix it. after he apologizes though, maiko is not that far behind. both of these nerds always feel really bad after a fight ljdsfkjld 

who is more protective 

i’d have to say….maiko. she’s at least more vocal about it, she’s quick to defend saiji when someone’s being unfair to him. saiji is too, it’s not as obvious, but it’s there. 

who says “I love you” first 

maiko. saiji takes a while to get there cuz he’s shy :’)