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Kazuomi, while holding a plastic skeleton and making it talk: I have a joke for you!

Saiji: What?

Kazuomi (Skeleton): What is a skeleton’s favorite snack?

Saiji: (mumbling) I dunno.

Kazuomi (skeleton): Go on, guess!

Saiji: Death?

Kazuomi (skeleton): Nooo! Go on, guess!

Saiji: (giggling) I dunno! (Starts laughing)

Kazuomi (skeleton): COME ON, GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! I HAVEN’T TOLD THE PUNCHLINE YET! (Saiji is still giggling) WHAT IS A SKELETON’S. FAVORITE. SNACK?! (Waits for an answer) GUESS!

Saiji: (while laughing) You’re putting me under a lot of pressure-

Kazuomi (skeleton): GUESS! FUCK! (He bangs the skeleton’s skull against a box twice) GUESS, GODDAMN YOU! (Saiji is still laughing) WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME?! WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!

Saiji: Bones?

[Kazuomi pauses the skeleton to make it look stunned]

Kazuomi (skeleton): NO!!! (He bangs the skeleton’s skull against the box twice) NO!!!

Saiji: Jeez, this is a-

Kazuomi (skeleton): WHAT IS IT?! WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?! (He pauses while Saiji is laughing uncontrollably) RIIIIIBS!!! SPARE RIIIIIBS!!! FUCK!

#drrb #kazuomi samejima #saiji rokudou #rokuomi #??#source: ???#long post #THIS IS SO CUTE OMG #the-littlest-geek #submission

Misuzu: Do you mind telling me why your peers said you have anger problems?

Kazuomi: I don't have anger problems.

Misuzu: Ayumu said you… "pushed Kasumi down the stairs for saying Saiji was ugly."

Kazuomi: BULLSHIT!!! I DROPKICKED HER SORRY ASS DOWN THE STAIRS FOR SAYING THAT AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!!

Misuzu:

Kazuomi:

Misuzu: Okay, same time next week?

Kazuomi: Yeah…

#drrb #kazuomi samejima #misuzu aisaka #rokuomi #source: ???#cinnamonzor #submission

Saiji: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Kazuomi asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Maiko: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Saiji, already taking off his clothes: Maiko you're so fucking stupid

#drrb #saiji rokudou #mentions of kazuomi samejima #maiko kagura #rokuomi #kagudou #source: tumblr #listen i know in the original post it's the same dumbass but #BOTH OF THEM FIT SO WELL AND I LOVE BOTH OF THOSE SHIPS #DON'T @ ME #DFKSJDKFL #anywAy

Kazuomi: I got a poem for you.

Kazuomi: Hella cute,

Kazuomi: hella fine,

Kazuomi: Be my hella Valentine.

Saiji: HOW ARE YOU SINGLE?!

#drrb #kazuomi samejima #saiji rokudou #rokuomi #source: text conversation #I MEANT TO POST THIS EARLIER SORRY FJKLDSFJL #this is a good post thank you #:3c #rubiijjang #submission

Saiji: Look at how cute these pens are!

Kazuomi: ...Saiji, that's gay.

Saiji: ...

Saiji: Kazuomi, we've literally been dating for-

#drrb #saiji rokudou #kazuomi samejima #rokuomi #source: vine #this was originally gonna be a seiyumu quote but these two fit better

Kazuomi: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.

Saiji: Go ahead.

Kazuomi: Tooth-hurty.

Saiji: When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Kazuomi: You complete me.

#drrb #kazuomi samejima #saiji rokudou #rokuomi #source: tumblr #rubiijjang #rubijjang you're the best #:3 #submission

Kazuomi: I can’t find Saiji!

Seishi: I’d like to assist you, Now, how does he look like again?

Kazuomi, sobbing: BEAUTIFUL!!

#drrb #kazuomi samejima #seishi yodogawa #mentions of saiji rokudou #rokuomi #source: tumblr #rubiijjang #back at it again with the wholesome rokuomi content i see :0 #bless you omg #submission