Now that I’ve started reading it....
Stormlight Archive Characters as Vines!
Shallan: “Look at all those chickens!” Or “Two shots of vodka”
Kaladin: “Honey, you got a big storm comin’.”
Adolin: “People are constantly asking me, what’s it like being a se-“ Slips, falls, and hits his head OR “Ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!”
Renarin: “Roadwork ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.”
Jasnah: “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?”
Szeth: Slides down a ramp. “Good evening.”
Dalinar and Sadeas: “I saw you hanging out with Rebecca yesterday!”
Rock: “Would anyone like some stew?”
Dalinar: “Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had...” OR BatDad vines
Wit: He IS vine
Lopen: Guy listening to All Star while wearing a shrek mask, not a care in the world.
Teft: Old guy in “Wait a minute Mr Postman”
Elhokar: “What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never f***ing learned how to read.”
Bridge 4: Watches Kaladin do anything. “That was legitness!”
