MONSTER HOUSE | QUARANTINE EDITION
a bit of a throwback to an old wip of mine, monster house, ft. kali and lani being as cute as ever
“The government is willing to pay off 80% of wages to stingy business men and losers flipping burgers at Mcdonalds, but I get nothing. Just left out cold in the mud. Fucking Tories.”
Lani stared at her. “You’re a criminal, Kali.”
“So? I still got bills to pay.”
Lani grinned in that exasperated way of hers and crawled over to Kali’s side of the sofa. It was late, and the apartment was warm, and Lani was still dressed in her pajamas from the night before because hey, there was hardly any point in getting dressed, was there?
Kali hadn’t quite grasped the concept of quarantine yet. She still woke up at the crack of dawn, disturbing Lani’s much desired sleep, and spent dawn till dusk working away at the zillion different projects she was balancing at any given time. Lani had no idea how many were legal and how many were not. She didn’t ask anymore.
“I’m busy,” Kali muttered in response to the kisses being pressed to her neck. Lani unbuttoned the top of Kali’s shirt and dragged her lips down to her collarbone until the sound of typing finally ceased. “You’re a little shit.”
“That’s not a nice thing to say to the love of your life,” Lani murmured, squealing as she felt herself being picked up and placed on Kali’s lap. She would never quite get used to how strong her girlfriend actually was.
“Love of my life, huh?”
“Yep,” Lani nodded, grasping little handfuls of Kali’s shirt and shuffling closer, “love of your life and constant companion for the next couple of months.”
Kali scrunched her nose up. “Dear Lord, we are not making it out of here alive.”
Lani buried her face in Kali’s neck to hide her grin, “what do you mean? It’s gonna be great. We can sleep in, bake together, play Mario Karts-”
“Get on each others nerves, accidentally kill one another, have to destroy your body with acid-”
“Where is your lock down spirit, huh?” Lani kissed Kali’s chapped, red lips and smiled. “Think about all the sex we could have.”
“Now you’re talking,” Kali pushed Lani back so she was laying on the sofa, hovering over her with a wolfish grin. “Keep going.”
“We could do that thing you like with the handcuffs,” Lani wiggled her eyebrows, “the thing you like with the chocolate sauce, the thing you like with the blindfold-”
Kali shut her up with a kiss and pinned her wrists up above her head. “We can play all the Mario Karts you want if we do the thing with the chocolate sauce.”
Lani wiggled in a little victory dance. “I’m gonna kick your ass so hard.”
“Shut up,” Kali leaned down and kissed her. “In your fucking dreams.”
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