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Unohana “Kenpachi” Yachiru stood within the main hall of the 11th Division facilities, staring out one of the windows and privately contemplating the absurd duty she was forced to entertain today. She mused to herself that when Yamamoto had managed to sway her to his cause, she hadn’t imagined that he’d ever be silly enough to ask her to watch over some gormless academy brat. Yet, here she was. The most decorated mass murderer in Soul Society history, babysitting one of Yamamoto’s pet projects.
It was a temporary arrangement, sure, but that was besides the point. What was she even supposed to do with the thing? Their peerless leader had only told her to make sure the kid lived and make sure he learned something, but what in blazes was someone like Yachiru supposed to teach a pampered post-war pubescent? She would have bet money the child had never killed anything in his life!
But there was nothing for it. Orders were orders, and orders from Yamamoto were absolute. She would just have to figure something out. Perhaps she could have her guys and gals kick the guts out of the kid, teach him how to properly handle pain like a real Shinigami? Or maybe she could take over the the training hall for today and try to beat some swordsmanship into the tot. Anything was fine as long as the kid learned and didn’t die, right?
Unohana was shaken from her musings when her senses were assaulted by a reiatsu she did not recognize. It was massive; even the incidental “glance” Unohana had taken was approaching the level of a Captain, and the more Unohana focused, the more she found. The pressure was noticeable as well; it was like a crushing weight on all sides, akin to what one felt when one dived too deeply into water. Yet, that was not the strangest thing. There was...something else about it, something Unohana couldn’t quite put her finger on. It was...well, wrong was not the word she was looking for, but...alien. It was something completely unknown, and whatever it was, whatever it meant, it caused the hairs on the back of the Kenpachi’s neck to stand on end.
She turned around to find the source, but found her line of sight to that source blocked by the burly back of her dumbass Third Seat Gotou. He was apparently having the time of his life getting in the face of whoever was in the doorway, though all of those “Huh?!”s and “Hah”s didn’t quite make him sound like the tough guy he desperately pretended he was. He sounded more like an orgasming chimp than anything else, to Unohana’s totally-unbiased-why-do-you-ask ears. That idiot knew better than to get in her way on the battlefield; why couldn’t he translate that situational awareness to their day-to-day?! The exasperated Captain didn’t think that was too much to ask.
Step after surly step brought Unohana behind Gotou as she said “Get out of my way, fool.” She gave him exactly one half-second to realize what was coming before the back of her fist slammed directly into his ribs, sending him sailing across the room and through the innocent wall. As Gotou crumpled into a heap beneath the pile of rubble, Yachiru scanned the person standing on the 11th Division’s doorstep. White hair, youthful, pale...
”Are you the student that Yamamoto-soutaichou spoke of?”


















