#kantainofunallowed

[cerastes]

God, no, just vibing to this right now

[myonmukyuu]

@kantainofunallowed​ ah yes that is the unfortunate truth 😔

my internet history has been particularly shameful for the past 4 hours 😅😅

[kineticpenguin]

kantainofunallowed replied to your post: Here’s an idea. Never, ever try to explain this...

IIRC, Night of the Living Dead basically ends with the military rolling up and dealing with all remaining zombies. Not that it helps the poor bastards the movie was focusing on, but more of the “strange natural disaster” than “fall of man”.

Yeah, pretty much. Also IIRC, in the space of one night, the radio was already telling people how to kill the zombies. Even if you take Kirkman’s explanation that TWD takes place in a setting without zombie fiction, people aren’t stupid, and have excellent means of communication. 

It makes even less sense in Brook’s WWZ universe, where not only does zombie fiction exist, has history been full of random zombie outbreaks and there’s an actual guide published on surviving zombie attacks. Somehow the ancient Romans could sanitize an outbreak, but NATO couldn’t?

So any argument that “well the military’s trained to shoot center mass” would have a significant impact on one’s ability to crush a zombie uprising is kinda ridiculous.

[thescharnhorsts]

Fancy Seeing You Here

@kantainofunallowed

Today was going very unwell for Gneisenau. It had been over a week that Redoubtable was on leave, and the lack of someone to even talk to besides goody-two-shoes Bismarck was... infuriating. The cracked battleship stormed out of the mechanic’s shop after arguing for over an hour to try and convince the mechanic to go through with her refit intended during the war to no avail. Her demeanor was even duller than usual, opting to simply internalize her frustration and walk out than create a scene. A wasted trip was never fun.

[electricboatss-315]

“That does it Mo! I’m putting you on lockdown, you can be an aviator for fun, hell you can even carry nukes. You went to far this time! Until further notice you arfe confined to quarters!” 

[abyssal-shenanigans]

Out of the Frying Pan

@kantainofunallowed

Ohio dragged her twisted bulk down the hallways of the facility where the Earl was holding Mo, her writhing frame just barely able to squeeze through corridors never intended to accommodate a... guest of her size. Nonetheless, she quickly found her way to the room where Missouri was effectively under house arrest (albeit not in her own house), the familiar clicking of her Geiger counter likely presaging her arrival even before she knocked and announced herself.

“Knock, knock, Mo. Wakey, wakey. Pack your things. I’m here to pick you up from sleepaway camp. Did you have a good time? Did you make lots of new friends? You can tell me all about it on our way back to Antarctica. I hope you have a sweater. It tends to get just a touch chilly down there, or so I’m told. Heh.”

It seemed that the successful negotiations with the Earl had placed Ohio in a rather chipper mood, as before the meeting’s conclusion she was as yet undecided about whether she wanted to hug her old friend, our strangle her. Fortunately for the battleship, it appeared that the submarine was leaning more towards the former, although, where the Cold War Princess was concerned, they were not necessarily mutually exclusive...

[hmshood51]

kantainofunallowed replied to your post: “They’ll call anyone HMS these days…”

“I’m still USN,” Louisiana pointed out.

“No you are HMS Passable. Now get out my room.”

[jikankyo]

kantainofunallowed said: It’s hard to get that weird, but her backstory is now complicated as hell

Okay, that’s unexpected. Kancolle is not typically known for weird backstories, considering the backstories are usually actual world war II history.