#karbar

[olleeoxen]

Ok so I watched the DC Super Hero Girls, cause let’s face it. That show is pretty gay.

Anyways I saw Batgirl sleeping on Kara and I just knew I had to sketch something

Here they are. Being gay. Together.

[lastloveklaroline]

The only thing that comes close to the cuteness of Karamel is definitely Kara and Barry, they are the originals SUPER!CUTIES!

[lastloveklaroline]

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Barry and Kara are like adorable, super powered golden retriever puppies, aren't they?

OMG THEY ARE! You just can’t help but smile while watching them be all awkward and precious cuties together!

[wtfarraki]

✙ our muses shopping together (I got that list saved so I can send you random stuff because of reasons)

((The married-with-a-kid AU is too much fun x3))

Anzeti and Tarhai browse through a small bakery in Booty Bay. They hold hands as they casually look over the samples of cakes, cupcakes, cookies, and pastries. The Sandfury pauses at a large cherry strudel.

“Wot about dis ‘un?”

Tarhai hums, then shakes his head. “Karbar is a messy eater. He’ll get the sticky icing all over himself. It might be safe if we eat outside and then dunk him in the river right after.”

Anzeti grins. “A swimmin’ party ain’ a bad idea, darlin’.” He looks over to a rack of small cakes. “Wot about a chocolate cake? Ah tink dat’s common fo’ dese birt’day parties.”

The Ironfist nods. “Chocolate is a good option. And we can have the baker write a message on the top with icing! Something like,” he waves his hand in front of them. “Happy Birthday Karbar! You Are Growing Up Too Fast.”

Anzeti nods in agreement. “Aye, he is. Soon, he be a grown mon an’ leavin’ de hut ta have adventures an’… Fall in love an’ start a famileh o’ his own.” He sighs slowly.

Tarhai leans his head on the Sandfury’s shoulder and squeezes his hand. “He’ll be back. We can bribe him with more cake.” He smiles sadly and nuzzles Anzeti’s shoulder.

Anzeti tilts his head to rest against Tarhai’s. “… Let’s get de chocolate ‘un.”

[wtfarraki]

❅ my muse rescues yours. (Another because I can not contain myself. Anzeti! Save your idiot AU husband from his own stupidity)

“Troll Dad?”

Anzeti sighs and stands from the tobacco patch he was tending to. He brushes dirt from his knees and listens for the rest of the news.

“Orc Dad is stuck in a tree.”

The Sandfury turns to face his half-orc-half-troll-miracle-son, Karbar. He raises a brow and frowns, concerned. “Yeh faddah in a tree?”

The brownish-yellow skinned halfling nods. “Chased up there by a pack of raptors. He’s trying to carve a spear with a branch right now.”

Anzeti walked briskly to their hut to grab his own spear and a few stone-carved throwing knives. “Dese de raptors dat live by de river, hm? De ‘uns dat kidnapped yeh?”

Karbar brandished his small hunting axe. “Yes, papa. He was bathing, and saw the raptors and started to yell bad words at them. I think they knew what he was saying-.”

“Shit, yeh faddah naked, too?” Anzeti all but pulled Karbar out of the hut as they started their trek into the jungle to rescue the beloved Ironfist.

“Yep.” Anzeti could hear his son trying not to laugh.

The Sandfury turns and stops in place. He rests a hand on Karbar’s shoulder. “Alrigh’, mah son. Dis be serious. Yeh know raptors be real smart foccahs, an’ dese ‘uns don’ like yeh faddah fo’ nothin’. We gotta chase ‘em away long enough fo’ Tarhai ta get down, an’ make suah dey don’ scatter an’ kill us. Yeh undahstand?”

Karbar’s expression grows stern. He nods once, clutching on to his axe.

Anzeti pats the child’s shoulder. “Good. Nah, here’s wot we gonna do…”

A few short hours later, Anzeti and Karbar managed to distract and steer the pack of raptors away from the tree. One raptor, a big female, was intent on snapping up Tarhai. Anzeti threw some well-aimed throwing knives and slew her for their dinner that night.

The mixed-race family hurried to leave the riverbank before the pack returned. Anzeti looked at his Ironfist husband, who was trying to tie on his loincloth as he walked. “Tarhai, how yeh doin’? An’ wot did yeh say ta dem raptors ta get dem mad at yeh?”

[swagandpassion-blog]

Rules:

Always post the rules.

Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Questions: 

What’s one thing you’ve done that’s completely out of character?

-Hmm. Probably drink too much. I downed some cheap ass vodka which had stuff coming out both ends for half the day.

If the human population has been slightly wiped out, whats the first thing you would do to ensure your survival?

-I think my survival would be ensured by default. I'm charming, aesthetically not challenged, and have decent genes. Plus I work out. Hopefully if shit hit the fan, I'd be able to defend myself if needed.

What usually makes you dislike a person?

-I dislike people who are stuck up. Judgmental. Simpletons. Who view sex as taboo. This question is too large to answer.  

Would you prefer to stay in your hometown or move someplace else if money wasn’t an issue.

-Atlanta or else? Both. I'd have property here and go to other major cities. Like NY, LA, Chicago, and abroad.

Have you ever thought about changing your name? If so, what would it be?

-Nope. My name burns into your memory. It reeks to become a street name or something.

Which language would you most like to learn?

-Chinese. I studied abroad there. And...English. I already speak it, but learn the intricacies better.

If you catch yourself thinking poorly about someone, would you stop yourself?

-If someone is an asshole, then they are an asshole.

Lets say you just met someone and notice they have something on their shirt, something in their hair or something on their face, would you let them know? 

-Yes. Like "Hey...you have a little...*motion towards something*...yea."

What’s one thing you dislike about yourself?

-I'd like to have better skin yet take no initiative to use certain products and or take general steps to have better skin.

Why are you following me?

-Because you followed me, my dear. I think.

Doing you prefer going out alone or with other people?

-Of course I like being with people.

Do you do relationships or have fun without titles?

Drive, public transit, or park and ride?

What do you know how to cook?

Do you make videos of yourself smashing your partner than fap to it later?

If you were doing hard time in prison, how long before you're institutionalized?

What's your favorite apps to use?

What's your creative talent(s)?

What green technology/green energy are you most likely use personally in the next 5 years?

What's the best video game of all time? [I vote San Andreas]

How do you use Tumblr? Journal? Place to vent? Filth?

Why do you follow me?

[karbarkalediscope]

Three Things Thursday

Tumblr Reputation:

I would say spirituality, sex and shoes.

Best Thing In Life:

1) my daughter 2) getting up everyday and making.them.eat.it.

Random Thought:

Usher's 'That's What It's Made For' has been running through my head all day.  Oh and I want some Ms. Tootsie's right about now.