#karfy tag

[chericheribaby]

hiiii Loopsie!! I love your games so much. You really bring the joy and whimsy that the dash needs. muah! x

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Karfyyyy 🥹 you’re always so lovely to me, thank you for being so wonderful MWAH!!! 🤍

🕊️ which ao3 tag you are

You’re for sure crack treated seriously and also mutual pining

🍒 what tumblr post matches your energy

This one is from a series of similar pictures so I choose the one that reminds me of you because I do still listen to the music you recommend me

🎱 advice from my queue tag

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[lifeisabitch-butimcute]

thinking about the crawl extended edition that Jacob has the audacity to keep from us. I want to see Shane's face all up in that thang and I want nine hours of it!!!

literally why would he do that to us 😩 I need him getting the fabric wet he’s drooling so bad fr

[pissmotif]

hey monsieur. sending you hugs and also....a cow. 🐮

i cheated and didn’t pick the first four but picked ones i thought would be karfy approved

i built this algorithm brick by brick btw bc these were all refresh pulls

send a 🐮 for a moodboard!!

[moonysfavoritedog]

a birthday playlist for you 🫶 I hope it's been wonderful!!!!

karfy! welcome to the party!! thanks for bringing the music <3 first, i need to acknowledge how tumblr marked your ask mature while it was still in my inbox. we’re actually being very sfw right now! thank you for the playlist! the only song i’ve heard is cosmic love and i’m really enjoying the others! your party favor is how the playlist makes me feel <3

come to my 36th birthday party :)

[grossdyke]

my theory is that you're actually an oracle and all of your amazing takes are just omniscient facts or predictions of the future 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

IM BLUSHING….. i think im more of a buzzkill than an oracle but alas….. maybe i’m both 💖💖

(send me wild theories you have about me!!)

[angelfruittree]

31, 34 & 35 pleaseeeeeee!! 💖

Hi my dearesttttttttiest karfyyy , weee thank you for the asks mi lovie 💖💖💖

31. my last text message and i quote : 'yesssss OMGG fnffnfnffnfnd'

34. what I find attractive in women:

I find confidence really fucking attractive, like in whatever shape that comes in , having a distinct way of carrying herself.

being mean (not to me though)

mystery, and that has to do with the distinct way she carries herself, and i find it mysterious when women are so much themselves so again that has to do with distinctness

I love when women are realllllyyyy into things , silliness, doing too much , doing nothing at all

a really recognizable laugh, being funny

their own taste in things, style that feels really lived in and intuitive to them

smelllingggg good and being a weirdo on fragrantica , wanting to spell like 1700s bakers daughters, swamp herbalists , aborted demon .. huspuppy.. what every you say queen i have no idea what this could smell like but please show me

I love really shy women like women who are like i cant break out of this actually like I cant even pretend but then they're doing all these things people who don't think they are shy do .. and im like woahh mysteryious like not even shock is breaking you out of character this is youuuu you know

i mean it just really depends I don't know , i don't think i'm self aware enough to know

35. what I find attractive in men: i really do fancy like one man p/ year I but i think silliness again, shyness, just you must be funny im sorry you must as a man how are you not funny

i find it attractive when men really love things (not football though or sports bc that doesnt count to me sorrryyy that just feels like something they have to do or something)

men trying and failing yayy thats so hot honestly and men who show everything on their faces especially when theyre trying not to

being goofy

but also i do find it attractive when men put something on and its so clear its put on but this goes into the trying and failing category

idk im too bisexual for this this applies to literally anyone i might ever be attracted to idk kdfnosbxunvjesfouxj

i never know till i feel it and then sometimes it changes so i'm not sure and it changes depending on the person i dont know.. hazvnwja

[c0ffinrehearsal]

😅🤡&🛒 please, my lovely pal <3

hi my love!! <33

😅 - What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?

lmao okayyy honestly, most of diamonds! it’s so filthy, i think i blacked out and wrote it with my eyes closed. i’m really proud of it, but i can’t re-read it.

🤡 - What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

pretty much all of ywlm make me giggle & kick my feet while i was writing it but here are some faves:

“Yeah, yeah, that’s - I just mean like, there isn’t really a good emoticon to convey ‘I have a pussy, please don’t be weird about it,’” Sirius says, sitting back up and wobbling at the head rush. James, for once, seems like he has no idea what to say to that. Behind them, the bartender is red in the face. “Let me know when you’re ready to close your tab.”

and

Remus Lupin looks as pathetic as Sirius feels - curls flattened by the rain, canvas shoes soaked through and dripping all over the doormat. “I - Sirius, it’s good to see you,” Remus’s voice is soft and hopeful and when he meet’s Sirius’s eyes every line of his body softens with relief. “Well - you look like shit,” Sirius says, turning away from the doorway. It’s a lie - Remus is more handsome water-logged with his tail between his legs than most men manage on their best day. He looks cold, but sturdy, and Sirius wants to wind around him and make a home inside his chest. “I deserve that,” Remus says, sounds like he means it. “Do you want to come in?” Sirius throws over their shoulder, hoping it sounds more casual than he feels. “Sure, if you - yeah, thank you,” Remus says, stepping into the apartment carefully, like it might open up underneath his soaked sneakers and swallow him whole. “Don’t feel too special, manners were literally beaten into me.” It’s the kind of off-handed remark that makes James cackle until he snorts, but Remus stumbles a little as he kicks off his shoes outside the door, mouth hanging open like a particularly beautiful fish.

and!

🛒 - What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

the malleability of gender. mirrors & teeth & blood. i think sirius stares at himself in a bathroom mirror during a crisis in at least half of my fics. lots of metaphors about bones & animals. and swords. i try to avoid infidelity, i like when the tension comes from something specific to the universe they’re in!

[greengrug]

OMG HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂🥳🎉I hope you have the best day!!!

Have an unedited bit from the Hatefuck prequel I wrote in my notes app today as a gift:

"What's your star sign?" Remus crosses his arms, smug. "Guess." He looks Remus up and down slowly—savouring the view. It makes the bastard shift uncomfortably. He clicks his tongue and smirks, "Pisces sun, Cancer moon and Gemini rising." "How the fuck did you know that?! Are you stalking me?" Sirius rolls his eyes, gesturing at him, "I don't need to stalk you—look at how you're standing. People who aren't Cancer moons don't stand like that" "Oh fuck you, what does that even mean?!" "You're standing so hunched over you may as well be guarding Notre Dame—you look closed off, like you've never gotten over anything in your life, ever. Also, you've mentioned your mom like five times in the last two hours, which....yikes." "Okay, well that's just rude..." "—and for the record, the sun sign was obvious. You're the quintissential Pisces fuck-boy." "I am not a fuck-boy! You're the fuck-boy!" Remus moans, incredulously. Sirius ignore him, "The Gemini rising was a hunch based on the fact that you've somehow convinced your friends that you're not a total cunt, which—let's be honest—we both know you are."

AHHHH hatefuck!!! Thank you thank you!! I loved starting my day with this 💕

Feeling extra inclined to learn about my astrological signs now between this and my chat with @kaleidoscopexsighs