if anyone wonders why it takes me so long to write anything down for my blorbos, it’s because i have 26 of these sillies spinning around my brain at all times
my brain is a machine that can turn procrastination into blorbo lore. is any of it actually written down? uhhhhh
(every person that dms for me gets to suffer the same experience. what better way to receive your players lore than in frantic 2 am character analyses that don’t actually explain what happened???? :D)















