renegade x ships and what their first dates would be like
Katmien: it was 100% to an arcade. they played nothing but the claw machine for four hours, wasted fifty bucks, and won four stuffed animals. they divided up the spoils evenly.
Sarien: breaking into vilmore aside, they probably went to a poetry slam. they drank black coffee and damien heckled everyone quietly.
Sariley: they watched the star trek movie together and talked about spirk the whole time. zach, sitting one room away, finally yelled at them to shut the fuck up about star trek and just kiss.
Rilien: their first official date was at a mcdonalds. they got mcflurrys and french fries and pretended it was a fancy restaurant. afterwards they made wishes in the closest fountain they could find.
Petemien: tbh i don’t even think they went on dates i feel like pete would just pay for damien’s food and then make out with him.
Masete: mason marched up to pete and said “we are going out on a date now” and pete was too surprised to disagree so they went to denny’s and were really stiff and awkward until pete was like “hey let’s go have sex in the denny’s bathroom.”
Masien: i feel like mason would have to resort to trickery to get damien to go out with him. oh you thought this was a truce meeting? surprise asshole, it’s a date. regardless, it takes place at a starbucks.
Masiley: riley and mason were like nine and they get married on the playground by another hero kid. that’s it. that’s their only date thus far.
Rilete: i feel that, by virtue of pete’s electronic status, their date would take place on club penguin. possibly in the coffee shop, definitely with their puffles there.
Sarat: they went for a fancy dinner and ended up getting kicked out because their game of footsie got a little aggressive. they didn’t even care. they bought hot cocoa mix and frosted animal crackers and took the party to sarah’s house.
Zachmien: are you suggesting that their first date WASN’T heroes on ice?