#petemien

[bluemandycat]

you know what? nobody asked but i’m posting the riletemien starbride au anyways. pete is the emperor of the universe. damien is his childhood ex best friend, who accidentally caused him to run into a poisonous plant, scarring him. pete later marries damien for alliance purposes. unbeknownst to him, damien is having a secret affair with the techsmith, riley. can riley and prince damien be happy together? or will pete get in the way? find out in “the star sovereign,” a fanfiction that may or may not actually be written.

[bluemandycat]

follow up to last post: headcanon that the reason damien always promises to pose nude for/make out with ppl when they buy stuff for him is bc pete would always pay for his food or w/e and then, like, demand romantic/sexual favors and now even though pete is dead, in the back of damien’s mind it’s like “okay, if i offer it first than that means i’m not being cornered into it”

what i’m trying to say is that pete fucked damien up vis-a-vis relationships with guys!

[bluemandycat]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote a Renegade X fanfic! AKA, where the fuck was Damien acknowledging his trauma in The Haunting of Renegade X? Read it!

[bluemandycat]

okay so objectively haunting of renegade x wasn’t gay enough but pete called damien my boy twice and the whole thing played out like pete is a jilted ex-lover so i’m moderately satisfied

[bluemandycat]

your girl/my boy parallels

[bluemandycat]

the haunting of renegade x, probably, part 6

Riley: Wait...

Riley: If you're straight...

Riley: And he's straight...

Riley: Then who's the gay person that initiated the kiss?

[bluemandycat]

the haunting of renegade x, probably, part 5

Damien: Ok so technically I didn't have to kiss you on the mouth, but it was fun and free and it would piss you off so much and help me in protecting my friends so can you see why I did?

Pete: Literally what the hell Damien how come every time I see you we have to talk about that kiss I thought being dead would put an end to that but noooooooooo

[bluemandycat]

pete's feelings towards damien

damien: *invites pete to his birthday party*

pete: i'm gay for damien

damien: *poisons pete at the birthday party*

pete: i hate damien

damien: *kisses pete on the mouth with tongue*

pete: i'm...gay for damien?

damien: *gets into a fistfight with pete*

pete: i...hate damien?

damien: *flirts with damien during said fight*

pete: ok i for sure am gay for damien

damien: *taunts pete because their crush is dating damien*

pete: no wait i really really hate damien

damien: *tries to save the crush, gets himself mind-controlled by pete*

pete: wait i just realized i'm gay for damien and i'm going to do vaguely sexual things like tell him i'm his master and make him kiss my shoe with tongue and call him pet names

damien: *tricks pete into thinking that he's going to enjoy torturing their shared crush on tv, robbing pete of the opportunity to humiliate them both*

pete: who the hell even knows. i'm just gonna throw him off the roof. i really don't wanna deal with this gay hate anymore. this gayte.