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Hey, I'm Amanda. Mostly reblogs and my lame humor.

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[humiliationvictim]

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[skarchomp]

it's crazy the amount of character analysis horniness can inspire

[skarchomp]

step 1: i want to fuck this guy rabidly

step 2: i'm so invested in them I'm going to examine the themes surrounding them

(BRANCHING PATH)

step 3A: i'm going to extrapolate an interesting analysis about the character from these themes

step 3B: those themes don't make me as horny so i'm going to ignore them

[skarchomp]

you have to be careful, though. reckless boner-based interpretations can result in the development of a "the onceler"

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[dogpuppy]

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[polytropic-liar]

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

[nlogrightsactivistt-deactivated]

your 14 follower blog is silencing queer voices

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[lopkelepke]

[telumendils]

[uss-emberprise]

[bugwolfsstuff]

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[skittay]

at work: i will start every project and clean my room and learn a new language and read a book and exercise

at home: 20 more rounds of MOVES LIKE GASTER || Deltarune Parody of "Moves Like Jagger" please

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus