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Hey, I'm Amanda. Mostly reblogs and my lame humor.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

[noelle-ism]

i dont think this one is one of those bugged no notes posts ms scoundrel im sorry

[contemptible-scoundrel]

an old scoundrel took her post to a repair shop.

repairer: nothing is wrong.

old scoundrel with tears in her eyes said:

"then why don't my grandchildren ever like+rebloger?"

[dogpuppy]

[flowerbleedme]

[mellowcomet]

nickelodeon 2010s teen sitcom apartment decoration

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[amazoogle]

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

[amazoogle]

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

[inkandguns]

[boringkate]

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[nothingiswrongwithyourarmrests]

@brosser-les-dents

[brosser-les-dents]

The brush your teeth energy I deeply admire.

Remember to brush and floss! Whatever it takes. 😂

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[cannibalchicken]

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[cartyrs]

8th batch of SAW comms!

[san-sebastienne]

Dashiell Hammett, who basically invented the noir genre (think: The Maltese Falcon, The Thin Man) hung out enough in the queer scene in San Francisco in the 20s-30s that he picked up some contemporary queer lingo that he folded into his stories. In The Maltese Falcon, there’s a scene where the wildly gay-coded villain shows up at a meeting with a skinny little blonde with a bad attitude and a gun in tow, and detective Sam Spade tells him to “leave the gunsel outside” — gunsel being contemporary gay slang for a young, effeminate man who probably bottoms (from the Yiddish gansl, meaning gosling). Basically, he’s saying “I’m here to talk to you, not your twink.”

However, a lot of writers mimicking Hammett did not know gay lingo or Yiddish, saw the word “gun,” and assumed “gunsel” meant “scary bodyguard with a gun.” They took off with a word they didn’t understand and spread it so fast that it’s now basically impossible to read a noir story written between 1930-1960 without someone accidentally being called a twink at least once. Look out for it next time you’re reading Raymond Chandler or his ilk, I guarantee you’ll find it.

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[skyycaramba]

Credit to @sillygoose-xp for the original format

[redstonedust]

they should've kept making home alone movies with the same protagonist so as he gets older it gets increasingly less impressive that he's been left home alone. by 2025 they release home alone 12 and it's adult macaulay culkin having a normal one while two elderly gentlemen try to steal from his mailbox and get vaporized by his door camera.

[unbreakablemouserat]

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009-2015) 6.11 - "New Beginnings"