#katz rambles

[knockoutfangirl]

I go on TikTok. People reduce him to Breakdown's boyfriend. I go on Tumblr. People only focus on the fact that he's a flamboyant racer. I go anywhere else. People forget that he's a mad scientist who has done villainous deeds. I could barely find any good fics. I'm tired boss.

[thatssomegoodyap]

Incoherent AW ship rambling

BACKSTORY (why? i'm bored and wanna type something.):

Before I found the @america-wizard-headcanons blog, I only shipped MARSOC and Mindy.

THE RABBIT HOLE-INING 1:

After finding the blog, i got into shipping more, and decided "yknow Florida Warlock x Georgia State Trooper / GeorgeBush / GatorCop sounds like a peak ship". I didn't like flamethrower / Jason x Tholdrin / AW x Normie at first, and then the blog owner ran me over 40 times (/j /silly) and now i ship the sillies.

Via flamethrower fics i got introduced to frozenstrike / Canadian Barbarian x Normie, which i liked more than flamethrower.

Then i started shipping Doc and MARSOC, Canada and AW, and MockDock / Muffles x MARSOC x Doc....

THE RABBIT HOLE-INING 2:

....Which leads me to the rabbit hole i've wound up in now. I've come up with so many pairings so lemme share em + thoughts, if any.

Canadian Barbarian x Ukrainian Paladin

Friends to lovers potential. I guess i'd dub them TavernGoose? SyrupCocktail? MapleSyrupBourbon?

edit: @lilianaamorewolflol suggested the name 'TavernFood' in the comments which is a peak ship name.

2. Jacob x Witchhunter Captain

neither Jacob (the one who shot Normie) nor the Witchhunter Captain are said to have died, so uh yea. They can bond over their hatred for America Wizard. Hell, you could make this a case of "Jacob joins Dagon, becomes a witchunter lieutenant" (if you wanna go military rank route) and make this a case of 'superior x inferior'. Ship name wise, perchance WitchSniper.

3. America Wizard x Frieran

This one is technically canon to a singular Madmanfenrir short, the short converted me to it.

4. Florida Warlock x America Wizard

toxic yaoi potential.

Imagine AW and Florida being ex-lovers.

Imagine Florida leading America on, pretending to love America because he has an ulterior motive, and betraying America, to which a heartbroken America has to lock Florida away in a can of twisted tea.

Imagine the betraying happening, but Florida realizes that, yes, he does love America, and he tries to comfort his injured lover, but he fucked up far too much, and AW flinches and shies away from him, treating FW as a monster. Florida is locked away, and grows bitter with America, just as America had done before Florida's imprisonment. The heartbreak surrounding interactions would be PEAK.

Imagine Florida being friends w America originally, both of them being criminals, and falling for AW's madness , but it's one sided pining, as AW likes Budget Man more (i'm sure this could also be one sided pining on AW's side). Eventually, budget man sees Florida as a danger due to his powers, and has AW lock Florida away. AW has no clue what he just lost. Bonus points if he had feelings for Florida that he couldn't define.

5. Budget Man x America Wizard

Listen the "budget man's favorite sugar baby" comment by one of the green berets was so funny to me that i started shipping these two as a joke.

[kandy-katz]

Two analog horror series that still give me nightmares 💦

[knockoutfangirl]

This is my new theory #theories

[knockoutfangirl]

I know I said I'm not in the Call of Duty Zombies fandom anymore, but we really need a very uncomfortable discussion about how Asians are treated in this fandom.

[knockoutfangirl]

I've already said this before on twt but I REALLY don't trust people who hate Airachnid.... Especially if they bring up kobd as one of the reasons why they hate her

[knockoutfangirl]

canon accurate

[knockoutfangirl]

If you can't handle knockout being headcanoned as bisexual you're a PUSSY!!!!!!!!