November "Kid's Meal" Ko-fi Request (1/3) Kauren from TemTem w/ flowers :-)
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November "Kid's Meal" Ko-fi Request (1/3) Kauren from TemTem w/ flowers :-)
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Did a sketchpage of my favorite Temtem Kuri!
The Duke and the Pea
Cinderpatton/Thompunzel Masterpost
A knight recruits Kai to partake in a Prince Test for the hand of Princess Lauren.
Kai is a duke but this doesn’t seem like Elliot or Sloane’s... thing and the knight won’t really take no for an answer.
Plus if it’s a Prince Test then he’s sure to fail, right?
So he checks in with his dads and heads off.
Only...
Princess Lauren is actually REALLY pretty.
And sharp as a whip. Not the type to take any guff.
They have several silent conversations via ASL and she figures out that he’s the King of Sol’s nephew, not his son.
She doesn’t mind tho.
In fact... they’ve kind of started to fall for one another.
...
Ah s///
Now he has to win this thing for her, doesn’t he?
Luckily the palace servants are on Lauren’s side
which means their on Kai’s side. >:3c
Luckily the test isn’t horseback riding or sportsmanship or anything that requires Kai to be incredibly athletic.
Instead it’s to sleep on twenty mattresses.
Kai: ????
Is it a balance thing? Who knows. But sleeping is something he can do so whatevs.
Except
For the life of him
Kai cannot fall asleep!!
It’s like someone stuck a rock under his back instead of the twenty feather mattresses! :(
Which causes a bunch of swirling thoughts about how someone else will sleep well and win Lauren and she’ll be unhappy and ugggggghhhh
It’s just not a fun night at all.
The dark circles under his eyes the next morning rival his dad’s and it’s easy to tell at a glance which princes are well rested and which “prince” didn’t so much as shut his eyes.
Which Lauren is happy about because Kai!! That means you won!
The test was wether or not they could feel a pea under all that and Kai was the only one who felt anything wrong!
Only there was the tiniest bit of cheating because between the second and third mattresses the servants really did put a rock. Small enough not to get spotted but big enough for Kai to feel.
But!! That means that Prince Kai of Sol has officially won the hand of Princess Lauren!
Oh but Sol is so far off! Where will they rule? :<
“Haha aBOUT THAT-!”
just like
Next Generation of Royals
A quick rundown
Cinderpatton/Thompunzel Masterpost
Sloane and Elliot are Royality children. Elliot is older, and the Crown Heir, future Monarch. Doesn’t stop them from being as sarcastic as their uncle and their godparent (Joan), and often finds Sloane’s pushy nature and unending optimism a bit exhausting. They love their little bro tho.
Nate (oldest of the four cousins) is the Remas son. A sleepy and lazy boy. Very good at pulling his cousins away from whatever they’re supposed to be doing and dragging them along for whatever catches his fancy at that moment.
Kai is the Analogical son and the shortest of the cousin crew, despite Sloane being the youngest. A bit abrasive & can cuss you out in English Solish AND Sign Language. Wants to be active but he can’t so he either settles for heckling the others on the sidelines or Nate gives him a piggyback to wherever they’re going.
Are they adopted? yes. Do I have plans to address it beyond that? Nope.
(feel free to send asks about it tho, faking it tends to give me ideas)
Kauren from Temtem Inktober 2023
Kauren: Origins
In the time before time, there existed nothing but two ancient and all-powerful beings: Kauren and Her toilet, Sh'tmusielf. The first galaxies and stars were born, after Kauren took Her first dump. Kauren later ate something that didn't digest well, and so our solar system emerged from the Elder God's bowels. The earth was nothing to Kauren, but a microbe upon the freshly sunken turd that had just been released from Her unclenched anal muscles. How this inference would come back to bite Her in the ass. Kauren noticed that life had emerged upon Earth, and then took an interest to the planet. She brought countless new creatures into existence, only to slaughter aforementioned creatures shortly thereafter. Eventually, She thought of humans, Her weakest creature yet. She watched them be born, only to die immediately afterwards. Growing bored of this endless cycle, She had an idea, an idea to give humans independent will. Humans were still practically twigs, but now they were thinking twigs. Kauren watched as humans adapted and conquered the earth, and then explored beyond the now crusty turd that they referred to as, "the Universe." Eventually, humanity found out about the existence of Kauren. Some worshipped Her. Some feared Her. But most wanted to be independent from Kauren, for Her to be banished to the Other Realms. So humanity devised a plan to build a giant rocket, about half the size of the observable universe. To commemorate the inevitable annihilation of the Elder God, the President of Earth, Henry Smoth, had his face carves into the end of the rocket. The rocket was blasted into Kauren's ass cheek, Henry Smoth's nuclear face burrowing deep inside of Kauren's toosh. This caused Kauren to fart in agony, causing the very fabric of the Multiverse to come to a screeching halt. Humanity anticipated this, and used this instance to ban Kauren.
THIS IS WHEN KEATON GRABBED MY HAND YOU CAN SEE MY RING ON MY THUMB IM SCREAMING