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Happy 26th Anniversary, LEVEL-5

Kaz: *Sees someone doing something insane*

Kaz: Wow what an idiot.

Kaz: *Sees that it's Van*

Kaz: Oh god, that's my idiot.

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Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Van Yamano, Kaz Walker, Nils Richter

Looks like a cinnamon roll, will kill you: Amy Cohen, Mika Mikage, Tyler Osgood

Looks like they will kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Devin Aaron, Hanz Gordon

Looks like they will kill you, will actually kill you: Lex Hiyama, Dak Sendo, Justin Kaido

Sinnamon roll: Curtis Kole

Tyler: Nothing in life is free.

Van: Life is free.

Amy: Adventure is free.

Kaz: Knowledge is free.

Lex: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

[upon seeing Van crying]

Kaz: What's wrong, Van? Why are you crying? What happened?

Lex: Are you okay? Did someone make you cry? Who is it? I'll go talk to them if you want me to.

Hanz: WHERE ARE THEY? I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM.

Van: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Kaz: Van, no, that’s not how you make cookies.

Van: FLOOR IT?

Kaz: VAN NO.

Van: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?

Kaz: VAN YAMANO, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.

Van: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Kaz: V A N Y A M A N O!

Kaz: Now the kid has got to get to work, and the kid is not to be disturbed. Repeat after me: I will not have sex with Van.

Hanz and Dak: I will not have sex with Van.

Dak: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year aren’t you?

Kaz: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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