notquitecorrectdanballsenki

a blog for danball senki/little battlers experience quotes!

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did sendou daiki never tell kiyoka about his double loss at artemis or

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Or the Catacombs Contest? (Can’t remember the name in Japanese.)

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Someone: Are you a boy or a girl?

Kaz: I'm an Artemis champion.

Someone: But what's between your legs?

Hanz: *From across the room* ME HOPEFULLY.

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Kaz: *Sees someone doing something insane*

Kaz: Wow what an idiot.

Kaz: *Sees that it's Van*

Kaz: Oh god, that's my idiot.

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Hanz: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

[punches a wall]

Hanz: Take me to the hospital.

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Lex: It’s pretty muggy out there

Tyler: If I go outside and find all our mugs on the lawn I’m leaving you

Lex: *nonchalantly sips coffee from a bowl*

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Devin: The printer messed up the invitations! It's supposed to say "Lex's birthday!"

Tyler: What does it say instead?

Devin: "Lex's bi"

Tyler:

Devin: This still works, doesn't it?

Tyler: Yep.

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Van: So, how have you been?

Dak: Fine. Except for this headache, it comes and goes.

Hanz: [enters the room]

Dak: Oh look it’s back.

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Lex: Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Tyler: Lex, everyone.

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Tyler: We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.

Lex: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?

Tyler: We're not gonna have this discussion again.

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Tyler: Everybody seems to be having a midlife crisis at 16.

Kaz: Since I don't know which time of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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I have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage.

Lex

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If you like talking, you might also enjoy shutting up. It’s like talking except you don’t fuck up everything all the time forever and ever.

Dak to Hanz

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Van: *does something cute*

Dak: Lol I don't care.

Narrator: But Dak did care.

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Dak: You know who I am.

Van: No, we don't.

Dak: You know what I do.

Amy: We're still unclear on who you are.

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Dak: Can I kill him now?

Tyler: Charming.

Hanz: He grows on you.

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Pick your battles. Pick…pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back. That’s too many.

Kaz to Van

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Van: [praying] It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.

Dak: [maniacal laughing]