#kbtbb shitpost

[voltagefangirl19]

Reasons why I shouldn't be in KBTBB part 1

*Talking about how the dragons took Soryu to a gay bar in Hong Kong*

Baba: Did Sor tell you about that?

My MC: ... *shakes her head* ... Is that where you were that time you called me?

Soryu: Sorry I gave you the wrong idea, do you forgive me?

My fujoshi ass: If you tell me all the juicy details I might OuO

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Bidders: What do you want? Clothes? Jewerly? Perfume? Shoes?

Me: I really just like to spend time with you guys ^^

Bidders: ...

Me: though if you insist there's a new console, and a new game and oh! my favorite anime/manhua/manga has new exclusive merchadise- guys?

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Ota: She looks like she is deeply thinking about something

Hikaru: And she is blushing hard too

Soryu: just what on earth is she thinking?? *also low-key blushing*

Baba: my oh my, what kind of naughty things she must be thinking about

Me: *thinking about the beautiful, fluffy fic I read about my favorite ship*

[xlysaaa]

luke be like

I'm sorry I just had to do this XD

[n-abila]

(Basically everyone in Soryus route)

Soryu to Mc: Isn’t the view beautiful?

Mc: Yeah it’s so beautiful

[The bidders in the background...]

Baba: Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhh it’s so beautiful!

Ota: Ohhhhhhh MC!!!!

Mamoru: Oh-

(Pulls out gun)

[kaiaishi]

I’d Die For You: KBTBB Edition

tbh i feel like they’d all be all of them lmao

@catchthespade i know you’ll love this lol

[xlysaaa]

i'm not the only.. right?

[n-abila]

Soryu: Inui is missing. Can you find him?

Samejama: Do you think that I have him microchipped or something?

Soryu: Well do you?

Samejama: ...

Samejama: Yeah hold on

[n-abila]

Inui: Boss is that a weed??!!!

Soryu: No Inui it’s jus-

Inui: I’m calling the police!

{Inui inputs 911 on the microwave}

Mamoru: 911 what’s your emergency?

Soryu: ?!?!?

[n-abila]

Eisuke: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Soryu: Bro it’s just a dream

Eisuke: Gay I wouldn’t fuck you

Soryu:...you wouldn’t?

Eisuke: Unless you want to ;)

Soryu: ;(