N.Abila

♠KBTBB, Gangsters in Love, Random memes♣ Soryu ❄️Chance😑 Aurora😏 Ash🐺🐾

[n-abila]

{When Eisuke has to lie about how he met Mc....}

Eito: Dad! How’d you and mom meet?

Eisuke: Well you see her books fell and then I saw that ass and I was like damn bitch you fine.

Mc: 👁👄👁

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[tsumikashares]

スイートルームで悪戯なキス・Kissed by the Baddest Bidder

ルーク·フォースター・Luke Foster

裏切りのバージンロード編エピローグ

[n-abila]

Omg it’s confirmed, hopefully, that KBTBB MC will now start having a face with eyes ‼️‼️‼️😭

[detectivekishi]

Update Rant:

I miss the way the app was before. With the new update the app feels confusing, before it felt like everything was at your fingertips when the different features were on the side.

I miss the daily spin wheel; I just wanted to get rid of the hearts and the love choice from the app. It feels like a pointless feature especially now because I am NOT paying for hearts. I HATE how with the daily login now we only get 2 coins per day.

I wasn’t happy with the update as soon as it happened but I thought I would give it a chance and now I know that I ABSOLUTELY HATE the update.

[flatsuke]

kbtbb as vines

i spent my last brain cells on this lmao i hope you like it

[n-abila]

THANK YOU‼️ Someone finally did it😭

[tsumikashares]

スイートルームで悪戯なキス・Kissed by the Baddest Bidder

Season 6

馬場三成・Mitsunari Baba

虐げられた花嫁編エピローグ・Unconquerable Bride Epilogue

[flatsuke]

I commissioned @nasya36 for this piece and I’m so floored at how beautiful it is 😭😭 I totally recommend commissioning her when slots open next month!!

[ghosticalz]

I draw these internet sites as a human based on their actual age/ launch date.

Last time i posted the separately. Here, All the character i draw. I also do comic about them. Feel free to come to my blog and read them

you can also read the comic on my facebook or twitter! Have a nice day. Thank you for following 6w6

[remus-sanders-official]

I-I…..LOVE IT!!!

[venusrrvelez]

Everyone’s a year older now!

(And twitch.tv would be represented by an seven (now eight)-year-old)

[flatsuke]

Who’s the best boi?

[n-abila]

Eisuke: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Soryu: Bro it’s just a dream

Eisuke: Gay I wouldn’t fuck you

Soryu:...you wouldn’t?

Eisuke: Unless you want to ;)

Soryu: ;(

[paulthebukkit]

[needsmoreevanjellyon]

End of Big Ben

[ethnostates-deactivated20200722]

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[pikaglove]

I FUCKING HATE Y'ALL

[misterlazer]

GOD DAMN IT

[sleepysunnys]

@lkaworu

[n-abila]

(Basically everyone in Soryus route)

Soryu to Mc: Isn’t the view beautiful?

Mc: Yeah it’s so beautiful

[The bidders in the background...]

Baba: Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhh it’s so beautiful!

Ota: Ohhhhhhh MC!!!!

Mamoru: Oh-

(Pulls out gun)

[n-abila]

Soryu: Inui is missing. Can you find him?

Samejama: Do you think that I have him microchipped or something?

Soryu: Well do you?

Samejama: ...

Samejama: Yeah hold on

[n-abila]

Inui: Boss is that a weed??!!!

Soryu: No Inui it’s jus-

Inui: I’m calling the police!

{Inui inputs 911 on the microwave}

Mamoru: 911 what’s your emergency?

Soryu: ?!?!?

[n-abila]

[Eisuke and Soryu trying to talk sense into Luke like-]

Eisuke: Ok so you’re a little kid who fell into a gorilla pit in the zoo when your mother wasn’t looking. What do you do Luke?

Luke: Try and find a way for the gorilla to kill me.

Soryu: WhAt? no. Ok new situation, a plane you’re in is about to crash and the man on the speaker announces for you to sit down and buckle up. What do you do?

Luke: I unbuckle and stand up

Eisuke & Soryu: ...

Soryu: Luke you want to survive in these situations

Luke: Why?

Eisuke: We should stop he’s scaring me.

[n-abila]

Baba: Since you’re so sad all the time, why don’t you work in a sad place like a funeral home?

Luke: I can’t because I feel like I’ll get too jealous.

Baba: Jealous of what?

Luke: Of the people dying..

Baba: ...