#kdhshsh

[philzokman]

I HATE LIVING IN A RURAL FARMING VILLAGE i was talking to my city friend abt the weather and she was like ‘oh it looks like it’s gonna rain’ AND WITHOUT A HINT OF HESITATION I SAID ‘the cows were all standing so we should be fine’ SHE DID NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT AND I DONT FUCJING BLAME HER

[gaydelgard]

me: im sure johannes cabal has run like at least once in his life

gill: yeah that time he locked his fucking brother in a crypt with a vampire