I don't really see what the big deal is with this gum- like, what, all those people just couldn't stop chewing until they became big, immobile berries? don't they have any self control? it can't be that hard to just spit it out once you get a taste of it. In fact, I'm sure I could. I'll just try a little stick of gum, and I'll just spit it out right after.. that'd be fine, right?
*pfft* Yeah, okay. Like you know how any of this works, lol. Thanks for the laugh, but there is no way you don't end up just as big as the rest of 'em. You know what, you're kinda cute. I wouldn't mind seeing you in the Blueberry Storage later. All big, blue, and helpless. Why not? Let's make a bet. Let's really test that willpower of yours.
I'll give you this stick of gum and let you chew it, but you have to spit it out, not just when it hits the dessert, but after your entire body is blue. You do that and prove you are still perfectly normal (outside of the blue, of course), and I'll do everything in my power to reverse the blue and give you any amount of product from this factory you desire. You could even come back 5 years later and demand more, and it'll be yours.
If you fail to spit out the gum, or still turn into a big, immobile berry, however... Well, that won't happen, so why worry your pretty little head with what I'd do to you?
So, do we have a deal?
