Things my dad and stepmom taught our cat while claiming he is not spoiled:
He is allowed to drink from the tap (like the water is running and he drinks directly from it
He gets food whatever time he wants it in the morning (which is now 5.30, fuck my life)
After his food, the little king demands to be let outside as his favourite bowl of rainwater is out there
Also, will sit in front of the bathroom door to wait for you to finish showering, after which he wants to drink in the shower.
Whenever we eat fish he gets his own little plate of it
Whenever he sits on one of the chairs, he is not pushed away but whoever the chair belonged to now daintily has to sit on the edge
Whenever my dad comes home, our cat goes berserk until my dad lifts him and asks him about his day (literally my dad will ask him questions and he will meow in return every time)
He demands everyone to go to bed at midnight, as that is his preferred bedtime. If anyone fails to comply he will WHEEZE in your face until you do.
Whenever there is a fence in the house (which is used to keep my sister's inside bunny in check- that's a whole other story) he demands to be lifted over it every 5 minutes.
We literally boil chicken for him to eat sometimes as my stepmom thinks it's sad if he has to eat the same food every day
If you try to go to the bathroom in the morning before you feed him, there shall be SCREAMING
If you have a laptop on your lap, he instantly demand to be on your lap too.
Zoom call for school? You bet there is gonna be a cat ass in front of the webcam
He is still a cute little seal, but damn he has a user manual of like 900 pages😂 This is the little devil in question btw
He looks smug in every picture, he KNOWS he's the King of the house