Jul 11, 2014
Keighly
My phone buzzes Me: "I've got a snapchat from Corey." Keighly: "No, tell him to leave you alone, you're my friend today."
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Keighly
My phone buzzes Me: "I've got a snapchat from Corey." Keighly: "No, tell him to leave you alone, you're my friend today."
Keighly
Keighly: "Who's up for a slice of cheesecake? And by a slice I mean a quarter of a cheesecake."
Alex
Keighly: "Who wouldn't wanna live with us? It's a laugh a minute." Alex: "People with no soul, personality or friends."
Keighly
Alex: "Croteau! Let me see your phone. Croteau! Croteau! Croteau!" Me: "Will you shut up?" Keighly: "Alex, you're so impatient. Don't you just want to stab her in the twat sometimes?"
Keighly
"Are you looking forward to tonight? There'll be plenty of gash."
Alex
Alex is trying to convince Keighly to have a drink with her. Keighly: "But I've got work in the morning." Alex: "So have I, but if you think that means I'm not gonna slam a bottle of wine? In your dreams I'm not."
Keighly
"I'm going to London this weekend. I'm going to piss my pants when I get there."
Keighly
Whilst reserving an item online. "I might put my name as Mrs Phil McCrackin."