#keith no

[redbladepaladin]

"I'm currently only surviving on a diet of spite, anger, and space Red Bull."

[theredbladepaladin-archived]

Keith is not above knifing the person who threw the water balloon at his girlfriend.

[discordiansamba]

It wasn't like he thought they'd poison him- he just wasn't sure if this stuff was fit for human consumption. Keith was drinking it without any issues, but if Shiro's memories were to believed, then Keith wasn't exactly the best barometer for what was and wasn't considered edible for humans. He might not have any firsthand experience with them himself, but he was pretty sure normal humans weren't meant to bite into raw shallots whole- skin and all.

local half-galra called out on his weird eating habits by local clone

[queenscene2]

Ah yes.

The perfectionist pose.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Not to sound like a snitch bbuuuttt KEITH—

[langstykangsty]

Shiro: If your friend jumped of a bridge, would you jump as well?

Keith: I am the friend that jumps of that bridge.

Shiro: Oh, okay.

Shiro:

Shiro: Wait no-

[enthusiastically-gay]

matt: want to know if someone is gay? play "bohemian rhapsody" in front of them

keith: *thinking about the time shiro dressed up as freddie mercury for halloween and performed the whole song when he got drunk* oh man, I'll never have an opportunity :c

matt: