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Keith: Please? For me?
Acxa: No. Don't do that.
Keith: What?
Ezor: You think that everytime you say "Please? For me?" we'll do whatever you want.
Zethrid: Well, not this time!
Keith:
Acxa:
Ezor:
Zethrid:
Keith: Please? For me?
Acxa, Ezor & Zethrid: OKAY.
Keith: Hey, Ezor, would you do me a favor?
Ezor: Yes! Thank you for asking, I did not feel like doing this work right now.
Ezor: [shoves Blade documents into trash]
Keith: There comes a time in every leader’s life that he must ask his most trusted general to enter enemy territory and fuck them up!
Keith: Acxa, that time is now!
Acxa: Keith, it’s that intense passion of yours that makes my loins quiver!
Ezor: Straaaiiiight!
Acxa: You’re truly an inspiration to everyone, sir. Have no fear-
Acxa: [omnious voice] I shall carry out your noble will.
Keith: Thank you, Acxa! This is why you were always my favorite general!
Acxa: Keith!
Acxa and Keith: [dramatic embrace]
Ezor, annoyed: Oh, suck my-
Zethrid: Ezor is off on a mission with Acxa so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.
Keith: Why?
Zethrid: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
Acxa: *sees two people doing something stupid*
Acxa: God, what fools
Keith: *realizes it's Ezor and Zethrid*
Keith: Wait those are OUR fools
[The generals consoling Keith about a break-up]
Acxa: Don't worry, Keith, you will love again, because time will heal a broken heart.
Zethrid: [picks up brick] But not that bitch's window!
Zethrid: [Throws brick and shatters window]
Ezor: RUN!
Acxa, trying to convince Ezor to join her and follow Keith as leader:
Acxa: You know Keith would die for you right?
Ezor: Keith would die to save a f*cking pigeon.
Before a BOM mission
Keith: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Acxa: *sighing* It's Zethrid's turn...
Zethrid: F*ck sh*t up out there, but don't die.
Ezor: (wiping away a tear) Inspirational.
