#kelland

[starbiology]

call that girl the sleeper the way she uh sleep,

[svgarbells]

i can’t believe i ship two mailmen wtf

anyway, bonus valentines post because kellholland won’t leave me alone 💌

[nebrutus]

uhhuh i guess im not dead (im pretty much dead)

this post is sponsored by @sovietsexmachine9 if not for him i would probably forget about posting it and this pretty pretty sad scarred man would be lost in the depths of my gallery eventually

(my renewed obsession w adsom is also sponsored by him thank u my dear friend for reviving my love for the series and giving me an opportunity to talk about it with someone)

[adobe-outdesign]

do you guys want to hear about Kelland, the most based Neopets character ever

[problematicperiwinkleplum]

[ashintheairlikesnow]

ENDURANCE! ENDURANCE! ENDURANCE! (imagine it's an angry crowd chanting but irl it's only me cause other anons are gone :c)

gimme anything please 🥺🥺

I can tell you that the other day, I sat down and genuinely started working on Chapter 49.

I can also tell you it starts like this:

The bitch poured it into an actual teacup. Luc stared as she held the teapot with falsely dainty hands, as if he had not himself seen the deadly efficiency with which she wielded a blade. He looked down at the blood itself, smearing red against the rim of the teacup as it sloshed a little, settled in front of him.  Astrid Dane moved around to stand behind him, and her cool, marblelike hands with their black veins carved deeply within briefly rested on his shoulders. Then she pressed the palm of her hand against the side of his neck, her fingers taking his chin delicately between forefinger and thumb. “I will tip the cup to your lips,” She said, her voice rough with enjoyment. “And for each time you cannot swallow, I will cut her. If you do not finish the cup, I will kill her.” Alucard Emery kept his eyes on the window, on the smoke from the fires burning around London billowing like dark black stormclouds. As if any moment, it would rain, and sweep away this terrible day as if it had never happened.  Both monarchs dead by the Danes’ hands, Rhy forced into marriage to a monster, and Kell bringing the Sanctuary down himself, eyes red-rimmed and miserable, with Holland Vosijk's mouth at his ear whispering poisonous commands to burn London to the ground.

[orchidscript]

First Lines

rules: post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to ao3. if you have less than 10 fics posted, post the first lines of all your fics.

Thank you @everwitch-magiks for the tag :) this looks like so much fun!

1. “Haz!” Pez leaned close to his ear, shoving his shoulder. Walking After Midnight

2. Henry wiped his hands before lighting his cigarette. In The Stars

3. Entertainment Weekly had never been his cup of tea, and it wasn’t doing anything to change his mind now. A Delicate Balance

4. The beach was cluttered with debris that morning. A Deeper Blue

5. Maison Windsor, a monument of London’s haute cuisine scene for eight decades, has finally slipped from the top of the pedestal. Omakase

6. He looked like an angel, talked and walked like one too. The Way You Seem

7. Henry Fox had fallen asleep on the beach; spread out on a worn out wool blanket, sneakers still on his feet and his baseball hat in the sand. One Too Many Mornings

8. Soul seals did more damage than those who used them realized. The Bitterness of Camellias

9. He had always disliked that long walk, hated the steep front stairs that followed it, hadn’t ever understood why his parents had chose that for their home. No Miracles Here

10. The room spun and the world tilted under his boots as Kell Maresh tried for the third time to stand. Amid the Ruin

no pressure on any of this but tagging @muffinworry, @pinkcupboardwitch, and @ashintheairlikesnow . seriously, no pressure.

[hunter-husky]

For valentines we did a fun game where people commented a character and they were randomly paired with someone else's submission, they also supplied a date idea :3

Kelland Shirou Ogami taking someone for picnic in the park or to the beach? Sometimes a wolf just needs himself a Techo