Lawyer / Cop AU
Rating: Mature
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With a bang the crimson leather suitcase lands on the worn table. Next, Jaime Lannister lands in the squeaky chair. Tyrion looks him over. His smile says it all. "So you did take her home." The smile gets crooked. There is a shine in his big brother's eyes that's been missing for years. "Oh?" Tyrion raises an eyebrow. Jaime leans over, pinches his lower lip with his fingers. When his eyes flutter close for a moment, a surge of gratitude surges through Tyrion. "All weekend. By the time she was done with me, I was cross-eyed and ready to die." "That good?" Jaime bites his lip, looking around, leaning a bit closer. "She was unbelievable. Shy at first, but once she...was convinced I was into her, gods...the things she did to me..." "What things?" Jaime actually blushes and clears his throat. "As Bronn would put it...turns out I'm a bottom." A laugh bursts out of Tyrion. His brother punches him in the arm. It doesn't stop him. "Shut up", he growls and straightens in his seat, straightens his tie. While Tyrion calms down, the older Lannister flips the suitcase open and takes out the files. By the time he peruses his notes the younger Lannister has stopped laughing. The brothers focus on their work until the jury and the prosecution fill the room. "Court in session! Rise for Judge Stark." The room rises until judge Robb Stark takes his seat. "The youngest judge in Westeros. Old Ned would be so proud", Jaime can't help but snarl as they sit down again and the session starts. "We knew what we're getting ourselves into taking this case." "You. You took the case. And insisted on me joining. Gods know why." "Because there's been bad blood between our families too long." "You just want to get on their good side to get their blessing dating Sansa. Who is way too young for you." "So's your blonde amazon goddess. That didn't stop you from letting her peg you." Jaime's face explodes into a furios blush, making his brother chuckle. "Fuck off, Tyrion." "Oh, relax. I'm happy for you. I was worried our sweet sister killed your cock for good. Good to know it's still working. I was worried." "...Me too", Jaime admits. Then that dreamy smile blooms on his face again. "You definitely have to tell me every juicy detail about that weekend. Tonight, at the Crossed Swords?" "Actually, I -" "Oh? So this wasn't a one time thing?" "27 times, actually", Jaime smirks, "and no. At least I hope not. We haven't talked about it, but she gave me her number...actually, that's a lie she left her phone unlocked when she used the bathroom and I panickly typed her number into mine - there's a lot of guys in her phone, which is a little concerning but...yeah, I really want to call her. It's been the best weekend of my life. And not just the sex. Gods, the sex! But everything else...she's lovely. Really lovely. We have a lot in common. Music, movies, historical weapons..." he chuckles, "we actually sparred with the Valyrian swords. Naked. It was glorious." Tyrion fake gasps and presses a hand to his heart. "Father's priceless heirloom swords, which he gave you for your 30th birthday under the blood oath to never take them out of their scabbards?!" Jaime grins. "Naughty boy!" A very telling flush spreads on his cheeks. "Oh dear gods. That's what she called you!" "Shhh! Shut up!" Tyrion chuckles. Oh, he will have fun teasing his brother with that one. "Prosecution, I understand there has been a last minute switch in the police witness?" Judge Stark asks the attorney. "Yes, your honor. Unfortunately, officer Payne has fallen ill. Instead, his commanding officer, who has been present during the arrest, will take the stand. Lt. Brienne Tarth." Two not so golden heads shoot up. "Fuck me!" Tyrion mumbles and glares at his brother. "No", Jaime whispers helplessly. With dread cleary written on his face he stares as the double doors. They open. The blonde amazon goddess who's rocked his world walks in. In her uniform. Her badge reflecting the light. Her hat tugged under her arm. Her back straight. Every step confident. "You had no idea she was a cop", Tyrion deduces from the look on Jaime's face. "None. We talked about everything except our jobs." Jaime gasps. The footsteps pause. A moment of complete silence. Jaime blushes. So does the police officer. Then she ducks her head, hastes over to Mr. Tarly and whispers something to him. The older man looks over to them. "Really?!" Jaime wants to punch him in the face. "Your honor, may I approach the bench, please? It seems we have a problem." "Fine. Attorneys, approach the bench." They do. Jaime having a hard time tearing his eyes off of his amazon. Tyrion needs to clear his throat. "Your honor", Tarly starts, his tone not hiding it's absolute glee, "as Lt. Tarth just informed me, she had intercourse with the defendant Mr. Lannister." Tyrion sees how Jaime makes a fist, knuckles white. There are two insults in this sentence. All three of them know Tarly didn't specify which Lannister on purpose. Which is a joke, for Tyrion has a lot more experience than Jaime. Maybe that will change in the future, Tyrion muses, if the amazon still wants him. There is no love lost between police and defence attorneys. "That's a low shot, Lannister", Stark snarls, "even for you." From the way the young wolf glowers at him, Jaime realizes that the Robb in Brienne's phone is him. "I had no idea she's a cop. We met at a bar, like people do. That's all. I didn't know." His head snaps around and for a second Tyrion thinks he might shout it out aloud. Lt. Tarth is looking at him with big blue eyes. Hurt. Very hurt. Jaime huffs out a breath. His jaw flexes. Oh, he's got it bad for the amazon. "There obviously is a conflict of interest, so the prosecution proposes to exclude Mr. Lannister from this case." Stark looks from Jaime to Brienne. His hands are fists. "Attorneys, meet me my room. Mr. Tarly, bring Lt. Tarth. Court adjurned." He grabs the gavel and slams it down, then rises and throws a look at Brienne as he leaves the room. "Oh, I'm gonna love this", Tarly chuckles and walks over to Brienne. They talk, she nods, glances at Jaime and follows Tarly out of the room. "Well, this case just has gotten a lot more...interesting." "Yes." Jaime growls. The brothers start following Tarly and Brienne. "You want her to fuck you wearing that uniform, don't you?" "Fuck, yes", Jaime sighs dreamily. Tyrion smirks. "Naughty boy."















