“I don’t pick favorites, but I can definitely tell you who pisses me off. First of all, Oliver Dawson is single handedly the most boring fucking person in this entire town. Someone pat that guy down and make sure he’s not actually a robot, because I’m not convinced. And speaking of Oliver, could Lyss Seraphays be anymore obnoxious? The girl is all bark and no bite, and quite frankly, I think even the utterly boring Oliver can do better than throwing his vienna sausage into the grand canyon. Slow your roll, Seraphays, I love sex as much as the next person, but at this point you and Kenna might as well sleep together from how many fuck buddies you two share.”