#kenner brah

[giographixnola]

Them: Where are you from?

Me: Louisiana.

Them: Where in Louisiana?

Me: "Metry"

Them: What's that by?

Me: It's north of River Ridge, east of Kenner, Jefferson Parish.

Them: Uh... what? What's a parish?

Me: New Orleans... I'm from New Orleans. I live on Bourbon Street. I am a beignet.

[tehloserprince]

Louisiana Life:

When you have to hit your brakes in the middle of a dark road because the fattest possum that ever possumed is waddling across the road, giving absolutely zero fucks about your need to get anywhere.