aka Mew kinda had a lull in the creative department today and remembered how brilliant DBZA was and accidentally made too much of these so Idk just take this
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Rantaro: Think! What would dad do!?
[flashback]
Kenshiro: Bye, son!
[present]
Rantaro: ...I’m beginning to think I have issues.
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Kokoro: Speaking of, how’d your search go, guys?
Haruto: Not great. Turns out Jasper is banned from over five hundred artillery and weapons stores. I don’t get it, how are you not on some kind of list!?
Jasper: You think “Jasper Shion” is my real name?
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Rikona: And who’s this scrawny puke?
Rantaro: I’m a foot and a half taller than you, but whatever.
Rikona: What was that!?
Rantaro: I said I can’t hear you from down there.
Rikona: SPEAK UP, BOY! I CAN’T HEAR YOU FROM UP THERE!!!
~~
Haruto: Hey Jasper, we’re friends now right?
Jasper: Fuck off.
Haruto: The best.
~~
Jasper: ...Alright, what’s your gimmick?
Kokoro: Gimmick?
Jasper: Yeah, like the last guys. They were all unique Ultimate students and crap. What’re you?
Saiko: Well if I were to choose I’d say I’m the pretty one.
Jasper: Eh, six outta ten.
Saiko: You sassy bitch.
Jasper: Then that makes you the weird one with the freaky talent...
Tsumugi: I make candy, that’s not freaky at a-
Jasper: Spectacular. Then that no doubt makes you the optimistic and stupid one.
Kokoro: You take that back or I’ll kill you!
Jasper: Alright, alright. You aren’t optimistic.
Kokoro: That’s better!
Rantaro: Wait, didn’t you just-?
Jasper: Give her a minute.
Kokoro:
Kokoro: HEY!!!
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Tsumugi: You think you’re better than me!? You’re nothing but an overgrown big brother complex!
Rantaro: And you’re nothing but an overgrown that thing Kokoro keeps in her drawer!
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Rantaro: Okay first off, Jasper and I aren’t even dating.
Rantaro: Second, I don’t even like him!
Rantaro: Third, his motorcycle’s running out of fuel soon so god knows if he’ll ever make it back here-
[LOUD CRASH]
...
...
Jasper: I’M BACK, BITCHES!!!
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Haruto: Rantaro? What’re you doing here?
Rantaro: Jasper threw me out for the night. He said he has a “booty call”.
Rantaro: Last time he did this I found five corpses.
Rantaro: ...He laughed when I said “five”.
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Jasper: ...Okay I think I got this one.
Jasper: *points at Haruto* Pretty one
Jasper: *points at Miko* Stupid one
Jasper: *points at Rikona* One with weird talent.
Miko: Hey!
Miko: ...Well I appreciate the compliment, but I’d say I’m more handsome than pretty.
Haruto: And my talent isn’t that weird!
Rikona: *ENRAGED SCREECHING*
Jasper:
Jasper: Okay. I take it back. You’re all stupid.
(spoiler quotes under the cut)
Tsumugi: ...I need an adult...
Slade: I am an adu-
Tsumugi: No. No you are not.
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[trial 1]
Amai: ...That reminds me. Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?
Jasper: ...Did...Did I what!?
Amai: Did you. Do anything to me. While I was unconscious.
Jasper: What!? No! GOD no!
Amai: Oh thank GOD, I j-
Amai: ...Wait. What do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you!?
Jasper: Alright Amai, I’m gonna be totally honest with you. This is sounding really straight.
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Rantaro: How...!? How the hell did you pull all this off!?
Tsumugi: Oh, trust me. There's more than one way to realise the legend...
[flashback to Tsumugi's audition]
Tsumugi: I WANNA! I WANNA BE THE MASTERMIND! *slams the floor* I WANNA! *keeps slamming the floor* IWANNAIWANNAIWANNAIWANNAIWANNA!!!
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Slade: Are you kidding me!? This can’t be about the job!
Slade: The first chance you had to drop this gig, you tried to hand it off to Kenshiro!
Slade: KENSHIRO!!!
Slade: HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK AFTER HIS OWN KID! I LOOK AFTER HIS KID MORE THAN HE DOES!!!
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Jasper: If I really am as evil as you say I am, then let god strike me down where I stand-!
*lightning strikes him directly, but to no effect*
Jasper: HAH! NICE TRY, JACKASS! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Kokoro: Now, Jasper, if that IS your real name-
Jasper: It’s actually-
Kokoro: IT’S ACTUALLY GARBAGE! And I’m gonna have to take out the trash!
Jasper: Wait, you were serious!? You’re ACTUALLY gonna fight!?!? I thought you were just somebody’s hypeman!
Kokoro: I AM THE HYPE!!!
...
...
Rantaro, from the other side of the room: KILL HER!!!
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Tsumugi: Every fibre of my being wants to puke at once when I say this...But I need your heeeeh...I need your heeehhheeEEEHH...
Rantaro: ...You...Need my help-?
Tsumugi: That. Yes.
~~
[chapter 4]
Haruto: This is a nice and happy moment.
Haruto: It would be a real dick move to die right now.
Haruto:
Haruto: Hey is that a dead Monokuma-
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[at some point during chapter 4]
Slade: Well that takes care of that.
Flora: That reminds me, I wonder how Tsumugi’s doing?
Slade, clicking a button on his phone: Let me just patch in and-
[incoherent screaming comes in through the speaker]
Slade:
Slade: Sounds about right.
~~
Jasper: I’m impressed! Behind that all that eyeliner and the ridiculous hair, there’s a real fighter!
Rantaro: AND BEHIND ALL THAT UNSUFFERABLE SMARM IS A DEAD MAN!!!
Jasper: Oh, my love…
Jasper: You couldn’t fathom the amount of dead men behind me.
~~
Tsumugi, through Slade’s phone: All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle...
Spec: ...Okay, what’s up with her?
Slade: Don’t mind her, she just got done dropping a gallon of LSD.
Spec: A GALLON!?
Slade: A literal gallon. Out of a milk jug. I don’t even know where she got it from, she never leaves the-
Tsumugi: SLADE! PLEASE TELL ME I CAN LEAVE THE ACADEMY IF I WANT TO!
Slade: *sighs, brings the phone to his ear* Tsumugi, you can leave the academy if you-
Tsumugi: BITCH DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Slade:
Spec:
Tsumugi:
Tsumugi: All these squares make a circle.
Slade: ...Quite.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Where Are You Now?
Even after two more people had died, Monokuma goes back to his usual routine of allowing students access to the third floor and three more Ultimate Labs.
Despair From the Heart Chapter 3 has begun, lads
Apologies if this took longer than expected, but I needed to design the three new labs and plan out the opening scene.