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"How do you make money?"

It's International Cat Day so I drew a gag of three of my cat characters as kittens answering a question that cemented Kerf, Brio and Volta being adopted by the mafia.

#cat #international cat day #kitten #oc #Bout #Kerf #Brio #Volta #character design

WTF. (the near-death by pesto sandwich story)

well my friend, during the 2017 global series games in stockholm--which the avs both lost against the sens and matt duchene, who had just been traded midgame the night before they left and immediately had to get on a plane and play them, despite the best efforts of stockholm native gabe landeskog--alexander kerfoot (now of the leafs pour one out) was a new member of team and lived in rookie house with josty (😔) jt, and chris bigras (pour one out for all this as well) and was known primarily to the fans for his harvard economics education.

the way he tells it, the morning they got to sweden they had a free day, and his iphone wasn't working so he left the team hotel to go by himself to an apple store, where they took his phone and left him to entertain himself in a foreign country. so he found a little sandwich shop, and with some difficulty ordered a pesto sandwich from the swedish proprietors, without knowing that pesto contains pine nuts, to which kerfy is extremely allergic.

since he didn't have a phone or anyone from the team with him, he managed to get himself to the hospital and back to the apple store, still by himself, and ended up just buying an entire new phone before he told anyone from the team, and then went to blog about it for nhl.com.

#kerf #avs lore #god i miss this season so much #tw food allergies #this isn't really drama it's just one of the funniest hockey stories i can think of