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[boymeetsworldconfessions]

[lifemakesyourich-archive]

Lowekey disappointed we didn’t get Katy shoving wedding cake in Shawn’s face as a parallel to her seeing Kermit again, tbh.

[gmwconfess]

[lifemakesyourich-archive]

So bc I don’t really watch GMW unless an old cast member returns I’m way behind on GMW. S2 is on Netflix now though, and I watched the graduation episode because I heard Minkus was in it.

And Katy.

Katy. It’s canon she left college after about one day, and while they play it up for a laugh about confusing classes let’s not forget...

Cheryl Texiera, who plays Katy, is 33 right now in 2016. Let’s say Katy is the same age.

Maya turned 14 near the end of season 1. Which means by the end of season 2 she turned 15 off screen.

33-15=18.

Yes this is basic math, but let’s consider.

Katy and Kermit probably got together around the same time as Cory and Topanga.

Katy probably dropped out to take care of Maya, because juggling those confusing classes and having a newborn was too much to juggle for her.

Kermit admitted he blew all his paychecks. Who knows if he finished school? If not, it’s no wonder they had problems and why the Hart’s don’t have much money.

She sacrificed her own education to take care of her baby girl, and so that her douchebag husband probably could continue his. He told Maya he has a good job, and he has to if he’s providing for his new family.

Katy never finished her education. She didn’t get a degree, so she’s had to work her ass off as a waitress for years to provide for her daughter.

And her mother, who we saw in the first Halloween episode, lives with them. Who probably moved in to watch Maya when she was younger so Katy could work and provide for her.

You can still be salty about Shawn/Katy if you hate cute things, but if you don’t respect Katy Hart or if you compare her to Chet Hunter you just need to rethink your life.

[lifemakesyourich-archive]

Piece by Piece - Maya Hart & Shawn Hunter

[bmgmw]

do you think we'll ever see Maya's father again?

I think it’s a good possibility, yeah.

[incorrectgmwquotes]

Maya: Farkle, I think you should play the role of my father.

Farkle: I don't want to be your father.

Maya: That's perfect! You already know your lines.

[incorrectgmwquotes]

Why do I only date brunettes? You know how you eat chicken and you get food poisoning, and then even the sight of chicken makes you sick? Kermit is my blond chicken.

Katy Hart