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My brain!Arya just stormed through blushing like a fool and cursing under her breath “Damn Eragon and his damn knuckle kisses, getting me all confused an’ shit,” so I think we found the definitive moment where our Demisexual Demiromantic dumbass realized she was catching feelings in MIC.
Ket: *facedown on bed with a pile of ice on back of head*
Ket: ARYA. GET THE FUCK IN HERE.
Arya: Watch your fucking mouth around me.
Ket: what…
Ket: what did I do wrong?
Ket: my eye is dying. My temporal lobe…screams. My skull begs for the release of a burr hole.
Ket: What did I do to bring this on??
Arya: *quiet snort* just because I’m usually the one sending them doesn’t mean it’s always my fault.
Arya: You forgot to eat. Dumbass.
Ket: *silently cries in Ocular Migraine* I was playing subnautica and I just wanted to make my base cool………
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY COFFEE THIS MORNING, WHY THE HELL AM I STILL GETTING PALPITATIONS?!
*rips aside the occasionally allowed curtain separating the Ket brainspace from the 'let the characters run wild brainspace'* I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS ARE DOING TO CAUSE THIS, BUT I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING YOU LOT DID. KNOCK IT OFF!
Interesting Concept (Ket Talks)
Ket, while driving: Oh. Thermal shock?
Durza: In what context?
Arya: Hey, now wait just a second-
Ket: On bones.
Durza: I’ll give it a think.
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Durza: Final verdict, too damaging. The flash steam created by the bone going hot would likely destroy the limb as the steam found or made its own exit.
Ket: Yeah, I figured. Interesting concept though.
Durza: Indeed. Though even I have limits put on me by the king when it comes to keeping the little elf functional enough to serve after breaking.
Arya: I know what it’d be good for.
Ket: I know where you’re going and I wholeheartedly agree.
Durza: Let’s hear your devious idea, little elf. I’m intrigued.
Arya: 😈
Arya: R E V E N G E
Ket Talks: She’s gonna hate me for this one
Arya: The fuck do you think you’re doing?
Ket: Huh? Nothing. Why?
Arya: My ‘Ket’s talking with Durza about torture’ radar went off. What are you planning.
Ket: …that’s a very specifically named radar.
Arya: yeah, because it only goes off when you’re doing that specific thing that typically ends with me being tortured or remembering it.
Ket:……you may have to rename that. But to be clear: that’s not what I’m writing. You’ll just have to wait and see.
Arya: <dangerous squint> I’ve got my eye on you. <walks off>
Ket: …
Ket: Ait she’s gone. Fäolin. Get off the ceiling.
Ket: we have ✨angst smut✨ to write.
